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Boy: Oh, lame, you have to wait 15 minutes between adding markers. 
Girl: Apparently they don't know you.

-gf

Saturday, October 10, 2009
MINNEAPOLIS, MN (AP) -- Hennepin County Sheriff's Deputies have taken six young men and one woman into custody after undercover officers uncovered an apparent plot to commit a mass assault at a popular pub crawl event in the Cedar/Riverside area. The group is being arraigned on seven counts of conspiracy to commit murder ( Read more... )

   The plan was to see Tapes n Tapes last night at The Turf Club. The Turf Club seemed like a weird place for a moderately popular band to play but I assumed that they had fallen on hard times and needed to play a show somewhere. On my way to pick up Jeni, I dug them out of my iPod to get reacquainted and remembered that I don't actually like this ( Read more... )

Looking at a Draino-filled sink:
Mark: Hmmm... it just dragged up a bunch of nasty shit from the drain. 
Jon: Hey man, I dare you to do a shot of the sink water right now. 
Mark: Do you want to spend the night in the emergency room? Because I don't.

-gf

Jon: What are you doing tomorrow? 
Ben: Nothing really. How about you? 
Jon: Nothing... well, I'm hanging out with [redacted]....
Ben: Oh! Goin' on a little date, huh? 
Jon: It's not a date. 
Ben: Hmmm... so it's just the two of you... hanging out... together? 
Jon: There'll be other people there!! ...at the restaurant. 
Ben: Sooo it's just two friends ( Read more... )

 
In Target
Mark: Does she eat candy?
Jon: Of course she does! Look at her! OH!!
Mark: I am offended on behalf of women everywhere.

-gf

   Our kitty was sleeping on the pool table (which we can't use right now since the loom is next to it) so I decided to teach her a lesson. Jinn, this in no way reflects how I will treat Ping.


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Boy: Girls can't play with legos; it involves too much thought for your tiny brains to handle!
Girl: Whatever. Who here graduated summa?
Boy: Being a fatty who can push another fatty has nothing to do with this.

I have heard Amazing Grace performed live two weekends in a row for very very different reasons. And, at Irish Fair, some guy shat himself.

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Sort of in the style of textsfromlastnight:

928: Oh jeez I woke up with Tuesday's Gone stuck in my head. 
651: It could be worse. 
928: Yeah... better than waking up next to YOU!!
651: You and I both know that it'd only be worse to wake up next to me because youd know it would never happen again. 
928: bc I would die soon after of syphilis?

507: I just ( Read more... )

Girl: (cuddlecuddlecuddle)
Boy: Agh! Go away! You're like a puppy!
Girl: Gasp! You compared me to your cat before...
Boy: Which one?
Girl: The "big-eyed dipshit-"
Boy: ahahahahahahaha!!
Girl: Hey...

I drove to Ann Arbor and back this weekend for the MAASU (Midwest Asian American Student Union) conference. It was fun. The conference, bit, I mean. I ( Read more... )