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Tried to boost my endorphins by getting a bag of M&Ms. Got back to my desk and realized the bag was unsealed. It was $1 which is not enough to make trying to exchange it worth it but enough to have the opposite effect of what I was trying to accomplish. Sometimes my life is so hard, guyz. -
Everyone irl is tired of hearing me go on about this
I got teased a lot in high school when I took a Social Dance class for my PE credit instead of something that involves sweaty dudes bumping into each other (although Social Dance involved sweaty dudes AND sweaty girls self consciously bumping into each other and, I suppose, occasionally couples made contact with other couples resulting in sweaty ( Read more... ) -
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I went almost exactly a year without [paying for] internet in my apartment, subsisting off of infrequent, weak signals from other people and my own imagination. I read so many books.
It is depressing logging into this, skimming my sparse posts, and realizing I have been working on that superhero story for almost six months and have made little ( Read more... ) -
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Just so you all know, I update this daily but I made it private because I only want SOME people reading the things I post on the internet.
jk. The reason I haven't been posting is because I DON'T HAVE HANDS
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Most women want to smell like a 17 year old boy
We were told to pack our things and be ready to move offices by yesterday. That didn't happen so we spent the day working out of boxes/narrowly avoiding having things fall on us or our students. Today, we were told our new space would be ready by the end of the work day. We spent the day wishing we had our boxes of files to work from.
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Got two tickets on a Sunday (totalling $216) for expired tabs. Went in, paid the $120 for new tabs. Got up early to come downtown and contest the two tickets. I expected to still have to pay the $216 but have the satisfaction of calling the Hearing Officer an ugly name. what actually happened was the guy cancelled one ticket and reduced the other ( Read more... ) -
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The repair shop came through sort of and got me a rental car so I could still visit the family in Omaha. They got called to tell me this at 5:41pm on Thursday--well after both Loren and I had changed our Friday plans. The result was losing a day of visiting time but at least we made it down there. Also, the car they gave me had no cruise control, ( Read more... ) -
In this next graphic novel, Walter Kovacs gets to second base!
Well, the plan was to drive down to Omaha this weekend to visit my sister and parents (on the first leg of a trip which will eventually bring my dad back through Minnesota). To recap, I got in a minor car accident on March 11. The repair shop still isn't done with my car so I won't be seeing my family this weekend. This is a lesson in how failing ( Read more... ) -
"Complete the FASFA in the libary."
It isn't the snow or the Lutherans that makes me most uncomfortable about living in Minnesota. It is the phrase "hot mess." I don't know the history and I don't want to.
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No, Google, I don't want to play in Wales' School Band.
I've had Let It Slip by The School stuck in my head all day. It's so high pitched, it was more like having random sounds stuck in my head. I finally googled the lyrics and got all sad. You win again, Brit-pop!
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