Revenge Is A Dish Best Served Cold And I've Spent The Last Three Winters In Minnesota, Bitch!!

[guy_faux]

My Role As A Protective Sibling:
Jon's Sister: What are you looking at?
Jon's Sister's Boyfriend: Your fine ass.
Jon: Uh...
Jon's Sister's Boyfriend: Hey, Jon, your sister has a fine ass. Don't you think she has a nice ass?
Jon's Sister: Babe!
Jon: I will kill you!!

later

Jon's Sister: Yeah, [Jon's Sister's Boyfriend] wooed me with milkshakes and curly

Comments

[lupinlover]

The cat paragraph was super cute.

Appropriate icon.

[guy_faux]

Cute but ineffective. The little fucker kept waking me up.

[staplegun07]

I saw the new Futurama movie, pretty cool. Also, in looking at in on IMDB... I now know that the guy who voices Wernstrom and a few other people is Michael Bolton from Office Space.

But yeah, the new one was pretty good.