I tried (and succeeded obviously) to take pictures(with my disgusting webcam] of my cat, Penelope, earlier. Now, I'm covered with scratches. I'm so mad at her. So mad that I decided to embarass her in this area of public interest. SHITTY KITTY GOIN' DOWN ( Read more... )

First off, I would like to thank those of you for your advice on my previous post. You weren't telling me anything I hadn't already thought many times, and maybe that was even better than having you tell me new ideas. Because, my, isn't it nice to know that the people you respect the most would have reacted in the same way? Oh, yes! I feel like so ( Read more... )

Breakfast for the past several days has been cinnamon Altoids, and chewy Sprees ( Read more... )

Here are some pictures from a shoot I did on Thursday for the lovely and talented Jeff ( a_saint ).


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So, I'm back from Tennesee. The experience was ummm...well. It was kind of like taking a walk at 3 am, with a smile on your face, a skip to your step, and then finding a mountain of butchered kittens. But, wow, I've never seen a mountain of butchered kittens! I must investigate further ( Read more... )

Who here has an overactive imagination? How many of you laugh scornfully when people say "you wouldn't understand unless you went through what I did ( Read more... )

I looked down at the newspaper sitting next to me. The headline read "Cruel Hoax". In over dramatic manner, I shook my fist to the sky, and said "YOU'RE a cruel hoax!". My Mom walked in the room, and said "And YOU'RE a lazy good for nothing... get a job ( Read more... )

I'm sorry (or pleased, depending on if you are of vicious nature) to inform you that I am writing to you from a seemingly dysfunctional brain. I can't be quite sure, as all my thoughts are jumbled ( Read more... )

My time with you is short, so I must be quick ( Read more... )

Today at the grociery store, I saw something that made me laugh ( Read more... )