Today is my birthday. My sweet 22 has packed her bags and left for a new adventure. 23 is now within me, and has greeted me with prickly arms and snarled tooth a plenty ( Read more... )

Nothing really seems to make absolute sense. You may think it does for a second. You may focus on that second of "knowing" what is true and real so hard that you soil your panties and believe with most intense of hearts that "yes...the case has been solved. i will rest my bones upon this cookie pan of all knowledge. who wants one of my precious ( Read more... )

In a world where nothing seems to make perfect sense on it's own, you have to make your own connections, and make it make perfect sense, or you just may go perfectly insane. Of course this all comes with time. You must complete one investigation after another to get where you want to go inside your brain ( Read more... )

So, for those of you who didn't know, my brains' universe likes to throw pool parties, damn, like 23 hours a day. I know you are probably thinking "POOL PARTY! SWEET, DU-UDE!". But you see, everyone is so busy making out all the time, that they completely miss the attack spaceships invading the land ( Read more... )

So, it's been a while, hm? I apologize. Just kidding. Because, I know you are just fine ( Read more... )

So, my box of contacts mysteriously disappeared earlier (well, that's when I noticed) today. Perhaps, there is a "reasonable" explanation. But what IF there is a god, and he took them, to make me have to go to The Eye Place? Oh, you know, one event leading to another, and if one hadn't happened, the other couldn't? So, I'm trying to think of ( Read more... )

In case you guys didn't know, today was national Lazy Day. Lazy Day actually occurs every other day, but most people can't celebrate it with their jobs and all. That's ok. I celebrate for you, no ( Read more... )

"Two cupcakes, and a bottle of turds ( Read more... )

6:15 am, and some woman walks out of her house to a man sitting in a car waiting for her. She is bundled up in a huge brown coat and scarf and is walking quickly, daintily. I found her obnoxious to the point of amazingness. I couldn't believe it ( Read more... )

So, this just happened ( Read more... )