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Who here has an overactive imagination? How many of you laugh scornfully when people say "you wouldn't understand unless you went through what I did"?
Although I do love to sleep, only half the time do I enjoy what I go through before I do so. It is not out of the ordinary for me to lie in bed for 2-3 hours awake, while I try desperately to fall asleep.
Sometimes I make up ridiculous stories, and find myself laughing uncontrollably. They are only ridiculous because of the truth that surrounds it all. I can't help it, the truth is just funny, but only from a certain portal of the brain. Don't blame me if you can't see it too. Ah yes, life, you cute little tornado of tragicomedy, you.
One theme I always come to at one point or another is SCARY SITUATIONS! Intense organ music usually preludes the events to come.I put myself in a scary situation and try to get out. Last night I was trapped inside a car under water. The windows wouldn't roll down, so I had to kick them out. It was hard to move because I was so terrified. I couldn't believe how difficult it was. The water was thick, and my lungs were tight. The windows wouldn't budge, so I skipped over that part, and pretended I got out. On the way to the surface an evil shark with clever eyes was well on his way to eat my face. Then when I finally got to the top I realized there was nothing but water surrounding me. I thought my brain would explode right there, with me inside!
Suddenly, paraplegics were dancing all around me with eyes the size of golf balls, singing show tunes OF COURSE. You may be asking yourself "but, how...do they dance?". Very well actually. The legs just kind of flop around though. That's the best part.Hello my baby! Hello my darlin! Hello my ragtime gal.Send me a kiss by wire! Baby my heart's on fire! [boom boom boom]. Do you hear me now? How about now? Good, good.
So, I'm going to Tennessee tomorrow. Little house in the woods...a room filled with the smell of pee from former house keeper who died...that's my room. OH GOD! I just ..it brings tears to my eyes.
The madness is coming. Rewind. The madness is here. He's hiding behind my laughter. Reprogramming of the brain is in hot pursuit. Virus has been found! Alert! Alert! I hope I've come in time.
Although I do love to sleep, only half the time do I enjoy what I go through before I do so. It is not out of the ordinary for me to lie in bed for 2-3 hours awake, while I try desperately to fall asleep.
Sometimes I make up ridiculous stories, and find myself laughing uncontrollably. They are only ridiculous because of the truth that surrounds it all. I can't help it, the truth is just funny, but only from a certain portal of the brain. Don't blame me if you can't see it too. Ah yes, life, you cute little tornado of tragicomedy, you.
One theme I always come to at one point or another is SCARY SITUATIONS! Intense organ music usually preludes the events to come.I put myself in a scary situation and try to get out. Last night I was trapped inside a car under water. The windows wouldn't roll down, so I had to kick them out. It was hard to move because I was so terrified. I couldn't believe how difficult it was. The water was thick, and my lungs were tight. The windows wouldn't budge, so I skipped over that part, and pretended I got out. On the way to the surface an evil shark with clever eyes was well on his way to eat my face. Then when I finally got to the top I realized there was nothing but water surrounding me. I thought my brain would explode right there, with me inside!
Suddenly, paraplegics were dancing all around me with eyes the size of golf balls, singing show tunes OF COURSE. You may be asking yourself "but, how...do they dance?". Very well actually. The legs just kind of flop around though. That's the best part.Hello my baby! Hello my darlin! Hello my ragtime gal.Send me a kiss by wire! Baby my heart's on fire! [boom boom boom]. Do you hear me now? How about now? Good, good.
So, I'm going to Tennessee tomorrow. Little house in the woods...a room filled with the smell of pee from former house keeper who died...that's my room. OH GOD! I just ..it brings tears to my eyes.
The madness is coming. Rewind. The madness is here. He's hiding behind my laughter. Reprogramming of the brain is in hot pursuit. Virus has been found! Alert! Alert! I hope I've come in time.