New House Rules:
Rule 1: No Vomiting.
Rule 2: If you do Vomit, you Must make it to the toilet.
Rule 3: There are no exceptions to Rules 1 &2. It's one or the other. There are NO OTHER OPTIONS.
Rule 4: If you do vomit, and you don't make it to the toilet, DO NOT TELL MOM. Get the coats, Mom's purse and some matches, get everyone out of the house
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