Feb 15, 2010 19:41
New House Rules:
Rule 1: No Vomiting.
Rule 2: If you do Vomit, you Must make it to the toilet.
Rule 3: There are no exceptions to Rules 1 &2. It's one or the other. There are NO OTHER OPTIONS.
Rule 4: If you do vomit, and you don't make it to the toilet, DO NOT TELL MOM. Get the coats, Mom's purse and some matches, get everyone out of the house, light the house on fire.
I'm going to bed now.