freakazoidette

freakazoidette

Mother, I come bearing a gift

freakazoidette Jul 04, 2008 23:00

( I'll give you a hint: it's in my diaper and it's not a toaster )

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The truth is, you're delightful. I love looking at you. I don't know what it is about tonight

freakazoidette Jul 03, 2008 23:00

( Maybe it's the wine, maybe it's the way the light hits your eyes - but you look puffy you should go home and sleep )

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You're forgetting, Lindsay, that as a psychiatrist, I was a professional twice over

freakazoidette Jul 02, 2008 23:00

( an analyst and a therapist. The world's first 'analrapist' )

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Same thing we do every night, Pinky

freakazoidette Jul 01, 2008 23:00

( try to take over the world! )

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Oh, well, this would be one of those circumstances

freakazoidette Jun 30, 2008 23:00

( that people unfamiliar with the law of large numbers would call a coincidence )

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Whoa, whoa, whoa. There's still plenty of meat on that bone

freakazoidette Jun 29, 2008 23:00

( Now you take this home, throw it in a pot, add some broth, a potato. Baby, you've got a stew going )

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Yes, I've put on a few pounds for my next role

freakazoidette Jun 28, 2008 23:00

( I play Peter Griffin, a heroic warrior who defied the English to free England from the English )

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And just WHAT is thuggin' love?

freakazoidette Jun 27, 2008 23:00

( Is that when you make love to a woman... and just before that special moment you beat her in the head, snatch her purse, and throw her down the stairs? )

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But we're not doing it for art. We're not doing it for the sake of money

freakazoidette Jun 26, 2008 23:00

( No! We're doing it because we love painting naked people )

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Go to jail. Go directly to jail. Do not pass go, do not collect $200

freakazoidette Jun 25, 2008 23:00

( and do not, I repeat, do not drop the soap )

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