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I exist
For those who didn't know, I up and moved to Seattle 6 months ago. I probably should've mentioned that.This company offered me a great job, and I just ran with it. (I think they had some kind of coupon, because we have a total of less than 30 people in the American office, and in the last year 6 have been hired from out of Michigan ( Read more... ) -
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Since I don't have internet at home or at work, it has taken me this long to take that careeer quiz, and I post my answers ( thusly ) -
So Long, and Thanks For All the Pollen
Bees are pretty intelligent, I guess it's conceivable that they are the secretly the second smartest species on the planet. In which case, this is not very good news.
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Like Love Day, only not so sappy
In which businesses quantify how much they suckered youMy favorite part: "According to the U.S. Commerce Department, jewelers do about 7.8 percent of their year's sales in February, a big reason Tiffany last month rolled out a brand-new engagement ring ( Read more... ) -
life-size puzzle
Many have heard of painting oneself into a corner, but yesterday, I had to do the inverse with drywall ( Read more... ) -
Value of a celebrity life
Brandy involved in fatal crashCan someone please explain to me why her ability to sing, act, or judge other people's weird talents should have any bearing on the facts involving a crash she caused that resulted in a death? This isn't drunk driving, or tax evasion; she has committed vehicular manslaughter (Actually, more likely criminally negligent ( Read more... ) -
Comedy survey
For everyone in general, but especially rjwhiteIn any given case*, if you have a general joke or insult that can be made about anyone simply by inserting their name in the appropriate position, it is funniest to apply that joke to yourself ( Read more... ) -
Jury Duty
So I had jury duty yesterday in the fair-to-middlin city of Detroit. I wanted to park at the casino (free parking), but was running late due to traffic, so I hit the Joe Louis Garage. It cost me $10, but where else could I get this exchange ( Read more... )