Jury Duty

[flastron]

So I had jury duty yesterday in the fair-to-middlin city of Detroit. I wanted to park at the casino (free parking), but was running late due to traffic, so I hit the Joe Louis Garage. It cost me $10, but where else could I get this exchange

Comments

[sputnik]

I think I've been downtown 3 times and have yet to get seated. I did end up as an alternate on a jury once, but then they dismissed the case.

[well_lahdidah]

you're a tool of the man, epstein.

[leighton]

Does Boom Boom Washington run into a lot of Jewish Puerto Ricans at the parking structure?

[urbanwuff]

The best line I ever heard about Jury Duty came from the trailer for "Lets Go To Prison!" (still haven't seen the movie)

"Juries are made up of twelve people so dumb they couldn't even think up an excuse to get out jury duty."

So true.

heh

[sui_generis]

Oh, I could've sworn it was Epstein.

???

I think the only proper response to that is, "No, I was just kidding, actually it's Horschack."

Re: heh

[handsome_ewok]

No: the proper response is to throw a continuous stream of various things from your car or surroundings until you're out of ammo.