So, I finally (more or less) caught up with Gossip Girl. I still haven't watched 4.06 because I start cringing whenever Jenny is on screen. Why would they go and ruin my ability to hate Jenny Humphrey by having everyone hate on her for something they have no right to? WHY? I WANT TO HATE HER IN PEACE, MOTHERFUCKERS ( Read more... )

Oh wow, I don't know which is worse: that I randomly dreamed Amanda Seyfried was dating some older guy and everyone was making a fuss about it (LOLLL GEE, I DON'T KNOW WHAT COULD'VE PROMPTED THAT DREAM) or that Will Schuester literally crashed that dream to sing about a shadow woman. DO NOT WANT ( Read more... )

GUYS, IT'S RAINING. I AM SO HAPPY I HAD TO UPDATE ( Read more... )

In which Neil Gaiman explains everything. From American Gods:
"Fuck off," said Czernobog. "Fuck you and fuck your mother and fuck the fucking horse you fucking rode in on."

So, that's why people worship Ed Westwick's penis. All this time he was a motherfucking Slav God with a penchant for sledgehammers. Like Peter Gabriel. I bet he gets drunk and ( Read more... )