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but I wanna believe in mr. hankey
How is it that I'm just now seeing the trailer for Beastly? And how come that's now two movies with Vanessa Hudgens that I plan to see next year? AND HOW COME SHE SPLIT WITH HILARIOUS FACIAL HAIR ZEFRON? So many depressing things in just one paragraph ( Read more... ) -
I need a thesaurus.
What's up, internetz. I am updating and making PLANS. Because if I don't get out of the house, the house will kill me.
Tomorrow I will get myself a pretty notebook to write pretty things in, pens and possibly colored pencils- WHATEVER, I AM GETTING BACK INTO DRAWING AND I LIKE PRETTY COLORS. Then I will hunt down Gaga's Rolling Stone again, and ( Read more... ) -
gmail ruins everything (or, "seidr!")
Oh my god, it turns out being ridiculous on Google-related sorcery makes me post even less often. STOP IT, GOOGLE.
This past week I actually sat down and watched things on Regular TV, which I just don't do anymore (this is my face of "Oh yes, I would love to wait months for your poorly-subtitled version of what I can watch online ( Read more... ) -
Ben is Glory?
Oh wow, I don't know which is worse: that I randomly dreamed Amanda Seyfried was dating some older guy and everyone was making a fuss about it (LOLLL GEE, I DON'T KNOW WHAT COULD'VE PROMPTED THAT DREAM) or that Will Schuester literally crashed that dream to sing about a shadow woman. DO NOT WANT ( Read more... ) -
look, she updates! (quick and delish edition)
- I can't get over the fact that this entry gets gayer and gayer every time I go back to look at it (JUDGMENTAL PIGEONS, YOU GUYS.)
- Apparently I am the last person ever to know my first wife Drew Barrymore is in a movie with a damn ROLLER DERBY and Kristen Wiig?
- How rude is it for idiots (read: me) who are late for a challenge to ask "HI. NOW, WHAT?"
- Et ( Read more... )
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I'll leave you to dust American Psycho. I'm sure you know where that is.
REVELATION: I caught New York Minute today, which is only the most brilliant thing the Olsen twins have ever done? I mean, they get out of the sewer, go into the HOUSE OF BLING and then everyone randomly sings Itsy Bitsy Spider. OSCAR TIMES ( Read more... ) -
X-Men: Salute to Canada (sometimes I talk about things that aren't Gossip Girl)
So I caught X-Men Origins: Wolverine today (well, yesterday, today is already May 1st) and either we're shameless as hell here in Brazil or ( it doesn't seem like they changed much from the workprint version. ) -
PSA: Parental Edition
It's impossible to watch Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist with your mother sitting next to you, complaining that this movie looks like trash/Michael Cera looks like a moron and has womanly hips/Kat Dennings looks weird and shouldn't wear that color of lipstick, yadda yadda yadda. She even turned on her lover Zefron and said he also had moron-face ( Read more... ) -
I am Dan Humphrey, Dan Humphrey is me: Random Edition
I forgot how much I love Rose McGowan and her hips. And Jawbreaker? Never not funny. FERN MAYO. Sexual tension! SHE KILLED THE TEEN DREAM. I kind of want to watch Charmed all over again and complain, now ( Read more... )