I'll leave you to dust American Psycho. I'm sure you know where that is.
REVELATION: I caught New York Minute today, which is only the most brilliant thing the Olsen twins have ever done? I mean, they get out of the sewer, go into the HOUSE OF BLING and then everyone randomly sings Itsy Bitsy Spider. OSCAR TIMES.
But anyway, that's not the revelation. The revelation is that I caught it just as Jim, The Bike Messenger (OSCAR TIMES) was calling Mary-Kate or Ashley's character (I can tell them apart, okay? I just wasn't paying attention) to be all, "O hai, it's the guy that ripped your skirt and almost ran you over with his bike? Sorry about that, love you!" Do you know what that means? justreadme is a REPEAT OFFENDER. Join Xavier's School for the Bike Challenged.
Now, mind you, I was barely aware of Minka Kelly until earlier this month? But I ship it.
Look at Leighton's stupid face of TAPPING THAT IN MY TRAILER. REPEATEDLY. I don't think Minka knows what's she's getting into except, anatomically speaking, she probably does. Just don't tell gay_baby_taylor. This movie has psycho gay times written all over it.
Speaking of psycho gay times, I might be risking going crazy out of character with thelittlebang but OMG it's so much more fun to write than, say, Bläken the Bloodthirsty? lol. You know when you read something for the 374215th time and realize you're a fun sucker and don't know what to do? Yeah.
But anyway, that's not the revelation. The revelation is that I caught it just as Jim, The Bike Messenger (OSCAR TIMES) was calling Mary-Kate or Ashley's character (I can tell them apart, okay? I just wasn't paying attention) to be all, "O hai, it's the guy that ripped your skirt and almost ran you over with his bike? Sorry about that, love you!" Do you know what that means? justreadme is a REPEAT OFFENDER. Join Xavier's School for the Bike Challenged.
Now, mind you, I was barely aware of Minka Kelly until earlier this month? But I ship it.
Look at Leighton's stupid face of TAPPING THAT IN MY TRAILER. REPEATEDLY. I don't think Minka knows what's she's getting into except, anatomically speaking, she probably does. Just don't tell gay_baby_taylor. This movie has psycho gay times written all over it.
Speaking of psycho gay times, I might be risking going crazy out of character with thelittlebang but OMG it's so much more fun to write than, say, Bläken the Bloodthirsty? lol. You know when you read something for the 374215th time and realize you're a fun sucker and don't know what to do? Yeah.