life's mysteries solved (part 3)

[fivewhatfive]

In which Neil Gaiman explains everything. From American Gods:
"Fuck off," said Czernobog. "Fuck you and fuck your mother and fuck the fucking horse you fucking rode in on."

So, that's why people worship Ed Westwick's penis. All this time he was a motherfucking Slav God with a penchant for sledgehammers. Like Peter Gabriel. I bet he gets drunk and

Comments

[bartzina13]

That's the motherfucking stuff World fucking Fantasy awards and Hugos are made of. I knew you were going to assign the Gossipers to the Gods. LOL @ Ed>Mick. If you need a deadline extension, just make up something tragic involving a family member and rotating helicopter blades.

[fivewhatfive]

I knew you were going to assign the Gossipers to the Gods.
I wasn't, but then I read that bit and there was no DENYING THE TRUTH. I think the funniest part was reading about Odin and his ~absent parenting~ all over again.

If you need a deadline extension, just make up something tragic involving a family member and rotating helicopter blades.
It's okay, I still have, like, 8 hours? LOL. Your party prompt spawned two different stories: one was ridiculous and crazy, the other is ridiculous and sort of angsty. And I, against all odds, went with angsty. I think hell is freezing.

[bartzina13]

It is, I'm putting on some mittens. As of right now, you have a whole 12 hours. A vast expanse of time.

[fivewhatfive]

PS: I'm gonna be a few hours late. *ducks*

[madcap_shiny]

I bet he gets drunk and talks to Chace about how whacking a cow is an art, and Chace is all "Whatever man, I'm just the pretty Evening Star".

And then Ed jumps him and does filthy things and Bleighton takes pictures to blackmail them with later, right? RIGHT?