Welcome to my Yuletide Not-Recs post!

("Not-Recs? Are you linking stories you didn't like?" "No, Gallant. I just don't think it counts as a proper rec if I don't write properly about it, the way a smart person would." "...Madame, I strongly suspect you wrote this tidbit just so this imaginary conversation could take place." "Um, no. That's insane ( Read more... )

( I don't even know, man. )

1. WHAT IS THE DEAL WITH THIS CUP? North Korea scored, Nigeria lost to GREECE, SPAIN LOST TO SWITZERLAND (I will not mention that incident with England because I'm sure there's been enough mockery by now lolll) I- I have Concerns ( Read more... )

Gossip Girl is coming back and I am EXCITED, if only because I'm looking forward to all the traumatizing Mulholland Drive-related thoughts I'll have during tonight's episode.

I don't have the heart to campaign against Veronica Mars on f_march_madness BUT DAMN RIGHT, BLAIR WALDORF BEATS SETH COHEN AGAIN. I am now doing that thing where I can't switch off the ( Read more... )

Sweet Shirley, I really wanted some fic to read. Or pizza. It's a tough choice.

(I guess this is sort of a request for recs? IDK. What have you been reading, flist?)

AND NOW, MORE IMPORTANTLY:

Reason #6791 why I refuse to even attempt to write a certain Cara/Kahlan fic for The Ridiculous Porn Lady of Dunstan a certain person:

( Here I will describe a dream that exposes the inner workings of my brain. You will no longer want to be my friend after this. )

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It's 6AM. Have been up since 10AM yesterday trying to get ridiculous group project going. (v. good!) Hate anything to do with education (DO NOT WANT TO TEACH. DO NOT WANT. DO. NOT. WANT. except I will have to *grumblegrumble*) Have only started writing said project around midnight today. Stopped around 2AM to write porn, planning on getting more ( Read more... )

I need treatment for my ~emotional commitment~ to bleighton_squee's profile page and its ongoing changes. Does anyone remember when the rules were all, "What if I want to write ninja AU or fic about the Acadian Diaspora?" No? Okay. That's when I fell in love ( Read more... )

THAT'S. IT.

I AM TIRED OF BEING TAUNTED BY POPE JENNIFER THE LIAR.


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Now you can look away again.

Aw fuck, I also just broke a nail. But anyway, I've been overwhelmed by school this latest NON-STOPPING WAVE OF AWESOME. Rolling Stone! Leighton! Kristen Bell randomly on the set of GG! Leighton! Dollhouse! Leighton!There are so many things I want to comment on, like incriminating caps of that behind the scenes RS ( Read more... )