blake wasn't invited to this entry.
Hey, I said it wasn't a picspam. BUT LOOK, THERE ARE PICTURES. And Jessica Szohr is in them! I'm entertaining evil plans of spreading Jessica love (internet herpes!) and associating her with something better than Vanessa. It's like getting your dog to disassociate punishment with your person (I lied, Blake was totally invited to this entry.)
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Look at how pretty the Hyaena jessicus is though I still DNW that hair with the Meesterkat she humps stalks in the dark, blurry corners of the world.
Okay, I lied (again, it's like a downward spiral) I just wanted to mention that I can't look at that picture set without thinking of the story dirty_diana wrote me for femslash09. I realized that I've pretty much told everyone that I've been wrapped in glittery blankets of happiness ever since, but I never did it publicly. AND I SHOULD HAVE. They were ROCKSTARS (well, almost there) and Jess was the kind of girl who made out with other pretty girls, then rolled out of bed next day and went to church LOLLL.
Leighton drives a red two-door Civic, and the first words out of her mouth are, "Fuck, you're gorgeous."
- the self-titled lp, leighton/jessica [dreamwidth link]
Possibly she's written OT3 porn in the past, too. Nate = girl forever.
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On second thought, I think puppy might be traumatized by what I found below. I know I was. I've recently rediscovered a book I had on dog training and while doing ~research for a possible new puppy!Blake adventure, I stumbled into many, um, interesting things. Yesterday I was reading this chapter on how using aggressiveness to tame your dog could be a bad idea (because if you failed, your dog would try to ~dominate you by being aggressive too *twirls mustache*) and, well, THIS PICTURE.
BRB, LAUGHING/SCARRED FOR LIFE.