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Ann Coulter is a vicious bitch from hell. In case you don't know who she is, Ann Coulter(commonly refered to as the bitch) is an evil conservative commentor with a heart made out of dog shit. The bitch must be stopped and killed. Below are just a few quotes from Ann Coulter ( Read more... )

You fools, if you think I respect emo kids you must be one. Stupid emo kids, always crying about their wet farts, making people pity them because of their "rapid emptiness", ohh just shut the fuck up and eat some pickles. Im sick of this cutting bullshit. What the hell are you trying to prove? Why do you feel the need to make little pussy cuts on ( Read more... )

What do Hitler, Mussolini, Osama Bin Laden and Charles Manson have in common? None of them hold a shitty candle to Martin Lawrence's crappyness. Martin Lawrence will eventually bring on the apocolypse through racist, crappy, unfunny "comedy". He has to be the most one-dimensonal person to ever walk my green earth. Here are some common lines said in ( Read more... )

Way back many moons I was talking to this kid and I might have said something about hom much Roanld Reagan sucked and he said the obvious, "Dude, not cool, he's dead" and I lost it ninja style on this fool. Why the hell do we have to respect dead people? Its not like they're gonna get offended or anything. And if they were so awesome they wouldnt ( Read more... )

Below are some sayings and phrases that make me want to kill nuns. They all suck(not the nuns ( Read more... )

What was the last thing a whale did for you? The only thing they've ever done for us is sink boats and eat sailors. The only time we really have use for them is when there dead, Blubber and other heating sources for us. Okay, maybe I was a little harsh on the whales but I think we need to start thinking more about how we can save humanity, after ( Read more... )

Art blows. All art and artists are idiots who think too much into things. I was in an art gallery many moons ago and the kinds of things people are calling art are rediculous. Where the hell do people get the balls to make shit like this? The things I saw were horrible, a video of a mouse on a wheel, a bunch of half drinken soda bottles, a lawn ( Read more... )

I hate spelling bees. Any event where a bunch of snot nose punks get together to sound out words then put together a bunch of crappy letters sucks. All they do is get on stage, think there better than me. Then when they spell some word that has never been used by anybody, anytime wrong(which they always do) they cry and poop their pants. The ( Read more... )