If you know me you know that I know music and I know the shit well. After listining to all different kinds of music I've made a shocking discovery...every song ever written is either about or mentions(haha you bitch) anal sex or masturbation, ALL OF THEM. If you think you can serve me on the subject then write a song in the comment box and i'll ( Read more... )

Stupid Kurt Cobain. He set the bar for stupid children who fake mental illnesses just to seem cool or already have them and are just idiots. What ever happend to smoking cigarettes, drinking gasoline and killing chipmunks and other small rodents in order to prove you being cool to some older kid with no arms or legs. Remember the days when the kids ( Read more... )

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Dinosaurs are nothing more than a bunch of blood spewing vaginas. They just roamed around thinking there sooo damn awesome, i have news for you goddamn dinosaurs out there...you suck and should go to hell. Most of you idiots are thinking that there all extinct, well thats why youre an idiot. These Dino-fucks walk among us and if you think im lying ( Read more... )

You scored as Democrat. <'Imunimaginative's Deviantart Page'>

Democrat
92%
Green
83%
Socialist
67%
Anarchism
50%
Communism
33%
Fascism
8%
Nazi
0%
Republican
0%
What Political Party Do Your Beliefs Put You In?
created with QuizFarm.com Hello fellow literates I havent really havent done a bitch-piece in some time now so here comes the rant and since you have started ( Read more... )

Greetings potential assholes. I have assembled this here test to separate the assholes from the decent human beings. Simply copy and paste the test into a comment box, fill in the X's as a yes and post your ass-tastic results. Here is an example: [x] Is Kyle the master of awesomeness ( Read more... )

Well even though im not by any stretch of the mind catholic, im still bummed about the pope's death. He was a prett sweet guy and a great pole dancer none the less. No in his will, which I personally read, he has one and only request for the selection of a new pope...call fox and get this show up and running, get Ryan Secrest to host LAST POPE ( Read more... )

Todays entry will be on the topic of music facism. For all of you out there this is the king of all that is sexy, Dan Schwartz. Kyle asked me to write him an entry on this topic and i will start this off with a limerick. (based on a true story ( Read more... )

I hate womanists(femenists, suffragists, retarded pigs and a decintegrating ear lobe and also relevant) Where the hell is the feminist movement today? I looked through some feminist books at the library, and almost every one of them bitched about male patriarchy. Oppression this and equal rights that. BORING. Where's the violence? Nobody wants to ( Read more... )

Even though Michael Jackson is the man and is innocent of physically sticking his pee pee in little kids I think its about time he starts. I dont think that Jacko ever had physical sex with these kids but I really think he should start having sex with every single child that comes accross his way. Im sure Jackson would be gentle with these children ( Read more... )