I Hate Art

[fitzfabulous]

Art blows. All art and artists are idiots who think too much into things. I was in an art gallery many moons ago and the kinds of things people are calling art are rediculous. Where the hell do people get the balls to make shit like this? The things I saw were horrible, a video of a mouse on a wheel, a bunch of half drinken soda bottles, a lawn chair, a long piece of dog poop with birthday candles in it, and pretty much any other piece of crap. And the worst part about artists are they try to make up bullshit stories about the depth of the art and crap like that and people are so stupid they eat it up like cake at Lindsay Lohan's Sweet 16. They also suck because they make no money from art because the art is crap so they have to work in the food service industry, and thats no fun. They give you like slices of carrots with little dots of green shit around it and charge you $50 for they crappiest meal ever. And my hatred isnt just limited to the modern artists of America, the bastards who make movies, video games and books also suck. There must be a separation of media. No movie can be a video game, no video game can be a movie, and books just can't do anything. Once a movie is finished wrapping it should be illegal to remake it in any way under the penalty of me pooping in your mail-box. If some idiot wants to cross over media-entertainment forms he must endure a gruling 28 day program in which he fights mythical creatures like monsters from Mordor and shit. Then that in return must be shown before the movie and there must be digital add-ins like the artist with make-up and a dress with a hershey stain on the back of it. Then and then only will media-entertainment forms be able to cross over. I also hate fat people who wear thongs and Florida and all of it's aspects. This rant is over because OZ is on soon.
-What have we learned?
-Artists suck, the food industry sucks, the next live journal rant will probably be about Florida, Zebra Cakes completley rule and I rule for I am not a modern artist and I have a very comfortable mattress.