Fandom Radio, Monday, July 13
Sam: Good evening, Fandom. I'm glad everyone seems to have made it through the weekend.
Dean: It was a pretty awesome weekend.
Sam: It was a pretty weird and awkward weekend, Dean.
Dean: Not for me.
Sam: You realize it's going to be a while before I can go in the car again, right?
Dean: You're going to hurt her feelings, Sammy.
Sam: Oh God, don't make me think about the car having any feelings.
Dean: I can tell you all about how she feels after this weekend.
Sam: No, no you cannot, because I'm going to take my notes now before I'm permanently scarred.
School Notes
Sam: Ethics and Etiquette talked about table etiquette by learning how to properly set a table and then rip the tablecloth off, hopefully without breaking any of the dishes that had been set. Elle insisted that the assignment was all Rose's fault, but it sounds destructive enough to have come straight from Deadpool's brain. And speaking of Deadpool, Zack came by to bring Deadpool his swords back, because they spent last night hooking up with his uniform while everything was human. Have I mentioned that I'm not riding in the Impala for a very long time?
Dean: Speciesist.
Sam: Yes, I know, I'm so weird for only sleeping with actual humans. Art Appreciation talked about, uh, liberating a Monet from a well-alarmed art museum. The class broke into groups of robbers and protectors, with the robbers trying to figure out how to get the painting, and the protectors trying to figure out how to stop them. Meanwhile, Parker watched everyone work from her safe TA spot, and talked to Ms. Devereaux about her weekend.
Sexual Anthropology talked about physical attractiveness by having everyone find pictures of people they think are hot, while Dean recovered from the weekend. Maybe I'm never riding in the car again ever.
Dean: You're such a prude.
Sam: This time, I'm kind of okay with that. Destiny and Free Will focused on the destiny part today, and how divination fits into figuring out what might happen to you in the future. First, everyone talked about Oedipus and whether or not his life was destined from the start, and then everyone paired up to divine the future for each other. Merlin and Francine talked about how much they believe in destiny as a whole, and Jennifer came by to tell Lady Ghanima that she's all right now, except that she didn't really buy it.
Healthy Diet and Living tackled breakfast this morning while Peyton and Ms. Day happily talked about how their weekends were. Thank God it doesn't say anything else, because I don't think I want to know.
And finally, How to be Awesome talked about how to break bad news to someone in an "awesome" way. Generally. it involves pictures of small, friendly animals or cleavage.
Constable Fraser was avoiding his hat during his office hours, most likely thanks to the weekend. Ray came by to complain because his car turned human, and they traded stories. I guess you aren't the only car lover on the island, and wow, do I wish I'd said that differently.
Dean: I'd bet my car is hotter though.
Sam: ...okay, I guess I can't really argue with that. Loki was glad to have office hours without his plant, and Minsc went all barbarian in his office, which caught Ms. Devereaux's attention. Ms. Day was in the teacher's lounge with food, and talked to Mr. Dukes about his current living arrangements, and Tim about how good the food is. That's something I bet she was glad to hear.
Cabin Notes
Sam: Shilo got bitten by a gremlin today. Poor, poor Shilo. Kate called home and got a visit from Elena who also spent some quality time reading before getting a phone call of her very own.
Edward was still in pain from getting hit, and Ino took pity on him and tried to heal him up. Yuffie ransacked her own alcove to try to find something, and Dinah and Zack got together to watch the fashion show Chad is on.
The salle was full today, as usual, and Arthur--er, Serena was there working out in her fencing gear. Dinah saw her practicing and asked how long she'd been fencing before they started comparing experiences. Arthur and Merlin were texting each other, even though it sounds like they were right in the same room, and Francine texted Merlin as well.
Serena wondered if Arthur comes to the salle often - just every week like clockwork, no big deal - and Merlin asked the same of her until the conversation switched to how Merlin turned Serena's brother into a mouse once. Oops. Dinah and Arthur talked about the weekend, even while Arthur...turned into a girl? But then he turned back and told Dinah there will be no fencing training for her, at least not from him. Hey squirrels, don't forget you're not supposed to get into your rum until after you've done your job.
Dean: Because no one's ever turned into a girl around here before.
Sam: Well, yeah, but didn't we already have enough of that over the last few days?
Dean: Arthur, apparently, didn't.
Sam: I think we all had enough, really. Francine apologized to Arthur for unknowingly giving him pot brownies, and thanked him for "speaking" to Chuck. Yeah, thanks for that, my first aid skills were getting a little rusty and I love unnecessarily cleaning up blood.
Dean: Not like Chuck does everything but wear a sign around his neck saying 'Please use me as a punching bag, I'm a douche.'
Sam: Yeah, well, they didn't have to hit him so hard, or in so many places.
Dean: He bruises easily.
Sam: We're venturing back into the territory of things you know that I don't want to know how you know. Fiona was in a good mood and got right to work on her weapon drills. Tahiri showed off her gaderffii to Zack as promised, and they talked about what normally-inanimate objects hit on them this weekend. Dinah and Tahiri discussed whether the weekend's events were more annoying or more embarrassing, Zack moaned to Arthur about his uniform and its death by Deadpool's swords, and Dinah wondered if Zack should even be there around more swords, but he assured her that he was all right, in general.
Layla had some soft drinks, tofu dogs, and s'mores out by the Valley campfire. Ugh, you had me until 'tofu dogs'. Rachel, on the other hand, was more than happy to find meat-free food, and she and Layla talked about how they ended up here while Layla cooked. Agnes made sure that Rachel's been settling in okay, while Tara made sure Layla had recovered from being a set of books over the weekend. That sounds like it balanced out the rest of what was happening, at least a little.
Rachel recognized Tara from the Magic Reserve, and they got to talking about witchy stuff. Tara also met Robin, and after some initial freaking out, he managed to convince her that he's real, and a student. Elena and Tara talked about settling in, and about starting a pool for how many F-bombs Loki can drop in one class. Tara and Agnes got to talking about biting and turned into tomatoes, and I think I'm just going to roll with this, unless it's a squirrel consipracy to make us sound nuts.
Dean: It's Fandom -- stuff that sounds nuts is generally the norm.
Sam: I just don't like sounding more nuts than usual. Valentine agreed to have a tofu dog, even though it wasn't unhealthy, Robin asked Layla about what it was like to be a bunch of books, and Agnes got Robin to play his banjo for everyone. Tara noticed that Francine isn't part of their cabin, but there are no boundaries when it comes to free food, so once Francine realized that Layla isn't Blysse, she hit her up for a tofu dog too.
Francine made sure RobinA didn't eat any of the pot brownies, Elenamade herself a s'more while Agnes explained how the campfires work, and Agnes insisted that the tofu dogs are just wrong. Yes, yes they are.
Sookie made s'mores at the Leery's River campfire, without other questionable meat-like products. Jack and Sookie caught up, and he admitted that he isn't the biggest fan of the cabins. Sookie teased Zayne by telling him he couldn't have any of the food at first, while Jack pushed more than Zayne's share of marshmallows on him.
Jaina and Zayne got caught up after not having seen each other in a while. Emma looked to Sookie to help her deal with her chocolate craving, but it was Jack who made her a s'more. Jaina told Emma that you can't have chocolate around here without sharing, and Sookie offered to light Jaina's marshmallow, not dirty.
Dean: I should hope not because otherwise that sounds dangerous.
Town Notes
Dean: Down in town, Miss Bennet was working at the bookshop, Alex who is a girl was reading up on spells at the Magic Box, Eliza was very cranky at the flower shop, Annja was working on paperwork at Coyote Medicine, Daisy was still talking to her badge over at the police station and Aphrodite was still talking to her hat over at Dite's Decadent Delights, even though neither were human any more. Nothing wrong with that -- I still talk to my car. Heck I talked to my car before she turned human too.
Lacey was still hiring at Luke's, which worked out well for Serena, who was looking for a job. Ender was working at Stark Industries as usual, which of course means that Ben stopped by and there was talk about the amazing human flight simulator. Bet he wasn't as amazing as my Baby though.
Sam: No one was as amazing as the car, were they?
Dean: Dude, the stories I could tell... Turtle was at T&C, getting her geek on about organizing and spreadsheeting and colorcoding, when Mina came in looking for hair dye. Irulan was at the Imperial Brim where all hats were once again hats. Charlotte came in to introduce Elizabether Taylor. The dog, not the actress. Are we sure? Because around here the dog could be the actress.
Castiel was at the church, which y'know is kinda where you'd expect to find an angel. Chuck did his good deed by explaining the concept of radio to him. And huh, apparently Cas had no problem with the idea of squirrels collecting the news but you and me broadcasting, Sammy? That's apparently too much for the angel to swallow. Should we feel hurt? I mean I think we do a pretty bang up job of this.
Sam: I think he just doesn't quite know what to think of us yet.
Dean: Or we're not living up to his little preconceived notions of us. Biff stopped by and made up books in the Bible and wasn't thrilled to find out Cas is an angel. And... huh. Sammy here visited and talked about how Cas was looking for me, except older. He say anything else to you?
Sam: Uh, no, not really...
Dean: Yeah, we'll continue this discussion when we don't have the whole island listening. Castiel also visited Morgan at the hardware store and they discussed free wil and God. Suppose that's kinda occupational hazard when talking to an angel.
Rachel was sorting mail at MHA, Glinda was feeling better at 33 Apocalypse Ave and talked to Merlin about their weird weekends, and Tyler and Ghanima met at 13 Griffin Way to talk about what happened with Jennifer at Fight Club.
Ino cornered Hurley in the woods to talk about Penelope, and Jon O'Neill headed to the beach to fish and got a Claire for company. Much better than fish if you ask me.
Edmund and Professor Reid met for coffee, and Jean Gray and Tybalt were on a date at Mooby World. Ronan chilled in the pool with his tiny plastic girlfriend, which was when Lindsay turned human again.
There was a party for The Chad Show at 25 Unicorn Street and there was lots of mingling. Jack O'Neill and Minsc greeted Hope when she arrived. Jack noted he hadn't seen Fred around before and Minsc offered a beer. Arya and Jack talked about things coming to life this weekend, and Minsc was happy to see Arya. Jack wondered about Deadpool's outfit and Deadpool inquired about Jack's underwear. Minsc offered beer to Jack and Daisy, and Minsc and Deadpool yelled at each other. Possibly about underwear or beer, I don't know.
Sam: It could have been both, knowing them.
Dean: Maybe he offered beer to the underwear. And down in the park tonight, Shilo thought she was a Pussy Cat Doll thanks to a gremlin bite. Jack Burton boggled. News at... well now.
Sam: At least she still thinks she's a person, and not an inanimate object.
Dean: Are you going to continue making comments about my baby?
Sam: No, because I might need a ride somewhere at some point, and I'd rather ask you than Dad.
Dean: I should make you detail her as an apology.
Sam: I let the two of you have alone time yesterday, that should be enough.
Dean: Yeah because there was ever any danger of you barging in on us. You'd be too afraid of what you might see.
Sam: We can argue about apologies to the car later. Do you have any more notes?
Dean: Nope. You?
Sam: I don't see any, so I guess that's all for us tonight. Have a safe week, everybody.
Dean: It was a pretty awesome weekend.
Sam: It was a pretty weird and awkward weekend, Dean.
Dean: Not for me.
Sam: You realize it's going to be a while before I can go in the car again, right?
Dean: You're going to hurt her feelings, Sammy.
Sam: Oh God, don't make me think about the car having any feelings.
Dean: I can tell you all about how she feels after this weekend.
Sam: No, no you cannot, because I'm going to take my notes now before I'm permanently scarred.
School Notes
Sam: Ethics and Etiquette talked about table etiquette by learning how to properly set a table and then rip the tablecloth off, hopefully without breaking any of the dishes that had been set. Elle insisted that the assignment was all Rose's fault, but it sounds destructive enough to have come straight from Deadpool's brain. And speaking of Deadpool, Zack came by to bring Deadpool his swords back, because they spent last night hooking up with his uniform while everything was human. Have I mentioned that I'm not riding in the Impala for a very long time?
Dean: Speciesist.
Sam: Yes, I know, I'm so weird for only sleeping with actual humans. Art Appreciation talked about, uh, liberating a Monet from a well-alarmed art museum. The class broke into groups of robbers and protectors, with the robbers trying to figure out how to get the painting, and the protectors trying to figure out how to stop them. Meanwhile, Parker watched everyone work from her safe TA spot, and talked to Ms. Devereaux about her weekend.
Sexual Anthropology talked about physical attractiveness by having everyone find pictures of people they think are hot, while Dean recovered from the weekend. Maybe I'm never riding in the car again ever.
Dean: You're such a prude.
Sam: This time, I'm kind of okay with that. Destiny and Free Will focused on the destiny part today, and how divination fits into figuring out what might happen to you in the future. First, everyone talked about Oedipus and whether or not his life was destined from the start, and then everyone paired up to divine the future for each other. Merlin and Francine talked about how much they believe in destiny as a whole, and Jennifer came by to tell Lady Ghanima that she's all right now, except that she didn't really buy it.
Healthy Diet and Living tackled breakfast this morning while Peyton and Ms. Day happily talked about how their weekends were. Thank God it doesn't say anything else, because I don't think I want to know.
And finally, How to be Awesome talked about how to break bad news to someone in an "awesome" way. Generally. it involves pictures of small, friendly animals or cleavage.
Constable Fraser was avoiding his hat during his office hours, most likely thanks to the weekend. Ray came by to complain because his car turned human, and they traded stories. I guess you aren't the only car lover on the island, and wow, do I wish I'd said that differently.
Dean: I'd bet my car is hotter though.
Sam: ...okay, I guess I can't really argue with that. Loki was glad to have office hours without his plant, and Minsc went all barbarian in his office, which caught Ms. Devereaux's attention. Ms. Day was in the teacher's lounge with food, and talked to Mr. Dukes about his current living arrangements, and Tim about how good the food is. That's something I bet she was glad to hear.
Cabin Notes
Sam: Shilo got bitten by a gremlin today. Poor, poor Shilo. Kate called home and got a visit from Elena who also spent some quality time reading before getting a phone call of her very own.
Edward was still in pain from getting hit, and Ino took pity on him and tried to heal him up. Yuffie ransacked her own alcove to try to find something, and Dinah and Zack got together to watch the fashion show Chad is on.
The salle was full today, as usual, and Arthur--er, Serena was there working out in her fencing gear. Dinah saw her practicing and asked how long she'd been fencing before they started comparing experiences. Arthur and Merlin were texting each other, even though it sounds like they were right in the same room, and Francine texted Merlin as well.
Serena wondered if Arthur comes to the salle often - just every week like clockwork, no big deal - and Merlin asked the same of her until the conversation switched to how Merlin turned Serena's brother into a mouse once. Oops. Dinah and Arthur talked about the weekend, even while Arthur...turned into a girl? But then he turned back and told Dinah there will be no fencing training for her, at least not from him. Hey squirrels, don't forget you're not supposed to get into your rum until after you've done your job.
Dean: Because no one's ever turned into a girl around here before.
Sam: Well, yeah, but didn't we already have enough of that over the last few days?
Dean: Arthur, apparently, didn't.
Sam: I think we all had enough, really. Francine apologized to Arthur for unknowingly giving him pot brownies, and thanked him for "speaking" to Chuck. Yeah, thanks for that, my first aid skills were getting a little rusty and I love unnecessarily cleaning up blood.
Dean: Not like Chuck does everything but wear a sign around his neck saying 'Please use me as a punching bag, I'm a douche.'
Sam: Yeah, well, they didn't have to hit him so hard, or in so many places.
Dean: He bruises easily.
Sam: We're venturing back into the territory of things you know that I don't want to know how you know. Fiona was in a good mood and got right to work on her weapon drills. Tahiri showed off her gaderffii to Zack as promised, and they talked about what normally-inanimate objects hit on them this weekend. Dinah and Tahiri discussed whether the weekend's events were more annoying or more embarrassing, Zack moaned to Arthur about his uniform and its death by Deadpool's swords, and Dinah wondered if Zack should even be there around more swords, but he assured her that he was all right, in general.
Layla had some soft drinks, tofu dogs, and s'mores out by the Valley campfire. Ugh, you had me until 'tofu dogs'. Rachel, on the other hand, was more than happy to find meat-free food, and she and Layla talked about how they ended up here while Layla cooked. Agnes made sure that Rachel's been settling in okay, while Tara made sure Layla had recovered from being a set of books over the weekend. That sounds like it balanced out the rest of what was happening, at least a little.
Rachel recognized Tara from the Magic Reserve, and they got to talking about witchy stuff. Tara also met Robin, and after some initial freaking out, he managed to convince her that he's real, and a student. Elena and Tara talked about settling in, and about starting a pool for how many F-bombs Loki can drop in one class. Tara and Agnes got to talking about biting and turned into tomatoes, and I think I'm just going to roll with this, unless it's a squirrel consipracy to make us sound nuts.
Dean: It's Fandom -- stuff that sounds nuts is generally the norm.
Sam: I just don't like sounding more nuts than usual. Valentine agreed to have a tofu dog, even though it wasn't unhealthy, Robin asked Layla about what it was like to be a bunch of books, and Agnes got Robin to play his banjo for everyone. Tara noticed that Francine isn't part of their cabin, but there are no boundaries when it comes to free food, so once Francine realized that Layla isn't Blysse, she hit her up for a tofu dog too.
Francine made sure RobinA didn't eat any of the pot brownies, Elenamade herself a s'more while Agnes explained how the campfires work, and Agnes insisted that the tofu dogs are just wrong. Yes, yes they are.
Sookie made s'mores at the Leery's River campfire, without other questionable meat-like products. Jack and Sookie caught up, and he admitted that he isn't the biggest fan of the cabins. Sookie teased Zayne by telling him he couldn't have any of the food at first, while Jack pushed more than Zayne's share of marshmallows on him.
Jaina and Zayne got caught up after not having seen each other in a while. Emma looked to Sookie to help her deal with her chocolate craving, but it was Jack who made her a s'more. Jaina told Emma that you can't have chocolate around here without sharing, and Sookie offered to light Jaina's marshmallow, not dirty.
Dean: I should hope not because otherwise that sounds dangerous.
Town Notes
Dean: Down in town, Miss Bennet was working at the bookshop, Alex who is a girl was reading up on spells at the Magic Box, Eliza was very cranky at the flower shop, Annja was working on paperwork at Coyote Medicine, Daisy was still talking to her badge over at the police station and Aphrodite was still talking to her hat over at Dite's Decadent Delights, even though neither were human any more. Nothing wrong with that -- I still talk to my car. Heck I talked to my car before she turned human too.
Lacey was still hiring at Luke's, which worked out well for Serena, who was looking for a job. Ender was working at Stark Industries as usual, which of course means that Ben stopped by and there was talk about the amazing human flight simulator. Bet he wasn't as amazing as my Baby though.
Sam: No one was as amazing as the car, were they?
Dean: Dude, the stories I could tell... Turtle was at T&C, getting her geek on about organizing and spreadsheeting and colorcoding, when Mina came in looking for hair dye. Irulan was at the Imperial Brim where all hats were once again hats. Charlotte came in to introduce Elizabether Taylor. The dog, not the actress. Are we sure? Because around here the dog could be the actress.
Castiel was at the church, which y'know is kinda where you'd expect to find an angel. Chuck did his good deed by explaining the concept of radio to him. And huh, apparently Cas had no problem with the idea of squirrels collecting the news but you and me broadcasting, Sammy? That's apparently too much for the angel to swallow. Should we feel hurt? I mean I think we do a pretty bang up job of this.
Sam: I think he just doesn't quite know what to think of us yet.
Dean: Or we're not living up to his little preconceived notions of us. Biff stopped by and made up books in the Bible and wasn't thrilled to find out Cas is an angel. And... huh. Sammy here visited and talked about how Cas was looking for me, except older. He say anything else to you?
Sam: Uh, no, not really...
Dean: Yeah, we'll continue this discussion when we don't have the whole island listening. Castiel also visited Morgan at the hardware store and they discussed free wil and God. Suppose that's kinda occupational hazard when talking to an angel.
Rachel was sorting mail at MHA, Glinda was feeling better at 33 Apocalypse Ave and talked to Merlin about their weird weekends, and Tyler and Ghanima met at 13 Griffin Way to talk about what happened with Jennifer at Fight Club.
Ino cornered Hurley in the woods to talk about Penelope, and Jon O'Neill headed to the beach to fish and got a Claire for company. Much better than fish if you ask me.
Edmund and Professor Reid met for coffee, and Jean Gray and Tybalt were on a date at Mooby World. Ronan chilled in the pool with his tiny plastic girlfriend, which was when Lindsay turned human again.
There was a party for The Chad Show at 25 Unicorn Street and there was lots of mingling. Jack O'Neill and Minsc greeted Hope when she arrived. Jack noted he hadn't seen Fred around before and Minsc offered a beer. Arya and Jack talked about things coming to life this weekend, and Minsc was happy to see Arya. Jack wondered about Deadpool's outfit and Deadpool inquired about Jack's underwear. Minsc offered beer to Jack and Daisy, and Minsc and Deadpool yelled at each other. Possibly about underwear or beer, I don't know.
Sam: It could have been both, knowing them.
Dean: Maybe he offered beer to the underwear. And down in the park tonight, Shilo thought she was a Pussy Cat Doll thanks to a gremlin bite. Jack Burton boggled. News at... well now.
Sam: At least she still thinks she's a person, and not an inanimate object.
Dean: Are you going to continue making comments about my baby?
Sam: No, because I might need a ride somewhere at some point, and I'd rather ask you than Dad.
Dean: I should make you detail her as an apology.
Sam: I let the two of you have alone time yesterday, that should be enough.
Dean: Yeah because there was ever any danger of you barging in on us. You'd be too afraid of what you might see.
Sam: We can argue about apologies to the car later. Do you have any more notes?
Dean: Nope. You?
Sam: I don't see any, so I guess that's all for us tonight. Have a safe week, everybody.