So what if it was a Monday night? She had a concert she was going to put on, damn it.
She was choosing to believe that her back-up dancers fellow Dolls were stuck in traffic, or had found really cute guys and were late getting back from hanging out with them. And that the lack of chairs, audio equipment, and lights meant that this was a charity event.
"HELLO OUT THERE!" she yelled to whoever may be passing by. "Are y'all ready to get down?!"
If anyone caught this on tape, Shilo would probably die from embarrassment, if not from shock caused by the revelation 'dear God where have I been hiding those BOOBS.
[Still under the effects of her
gremlin bite, so Shilo aka Nicole is putting on a concert for Fandom. Open like a park is.]