25 Unicorn Street; Monday Evening [ 07/13 ] -- SYWTBTNNTM Party!

[berserkerminsc]

Minsc was also so busy being absolutely barbaric that he'd forgotten about all the glittery posters he and Sir Deadpool had oh so handwavily put up for the big bash tonight centered around that one modeling show. And beer. Mostly the beer. Although Minsc was very excited to see which one of the models was going to be sacrificed to the Goddess

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Re: Arrive and Hang OUt -- 07/13.

[mouthy_merc]

Deadpool was there. With freakin' bells on.

And still hugging his swords after about five cleanings. That evil uniform. Tainted them.

Re: Arrive and Hang OUt -- 07/13.

[nofishinmypond]

Jack gave Deadpool an odd look. "Sooooooo... Are you some kind of superhero, or just hideously scarred under that mask?"

Re: Arrive and Hang OUt -- 07/13.

[mouthy_merc]

"What are you? A really old guy with nothing better to do or a guy who should have a mullet and some crappy theme music as he fixes things with duct tape?" Deadpool shot back cheerfully.

Re: Arrive and Hang OUt -- 07/13.

[nofishinmypond]

"The first one," Jack answered. "But, just so we're clear, duct tape is 'da bomb'."

With air quotes.

Re: Arrive and Hang OUt -- 07/13.

[mouthy_merc]

"Are you one drugs at the moment?" Deadpool asked, vaguely horrified by air quotes. "Old people drugs. Like that Activia?"

Re: Arrive and Hang OUt -- 07/13.

[nofishinmypond]

"Hey, I'm not the guy wandering around in his Underoos," Jack pointed out. "And Activia isn't a drug, it's yogurt. Bizarrely disturbing yogurt, sure, but yogurt nonetheless."

Re: Arrive and Hang OUt -- 07/13.

[mouthy_merc]

"...you wear underwear like this?" Deadpool asked.

Re: Arrive and Hang OUt -- 07/13.

[nofishinmypond]

Jack facepalmed. "...Yes. Yes, I'm wearing some right now. -- NO of course I don't! But, apparently, YOU DO. Seriously, you look like Arachnid Man or something."

Re: Arrive and Hang OUt -- 07/13.

[mouthy_merc]

"I believe you mean Spider-Man. He owns a shop in town. But, really, you're the one who thinks they look like underwear, which is kiiiinda creepy. But if you like full body undies..."

Re: Arrive and Hang OUt -- 07/13.

[nofishinmypond]

"No, I don't mean Spider-Man. If he owns a shop in town, then he's not the comic book character I'm talking about, now is he?"

Jack sighed. "Seriously, no one else has mentioned long johns? What do they go for -- pajamas? a wet suit? a bizarrely non-hide-y sort of ninja?"

Re: Arrive and Hang OUt -- 07/13.

[mouthy_merc]

"You'd be surprised!" Deadpool just shrugged. "Is that a cue for me to answer? Because--I'm not really feelin' it. You mighta come on too strong at the beginning. Maybe tone it down and the gals will be eatin' out of the palm of your hand. Or guys. I'm not hear to judge you."

Re: Arrive and Hang OUt -- 07/13.

[nofishinmypond]

"See, you say 'come on too strong', but I say 'boggled at the fact that you're dressed up like a LUNATIC'. Seriously, you want nicer comments, get some new threads. ...AND, by the way, you're not my type."

Re: Arrive and Hang OUt -- 07/13.

[mouthy_merc]

"You're in the house of a guy who talks to his hamster like it's actually responding, watching a show on modeling with complete strangers and my outfit--which I've worn for, like, three years here now--is the odd thing?"

A beat.

"And please, my ass is fabulous."

Re: Arrive and Hang OUt -- 07/13.

[nofishinmypond]

"It was a conversation starter!" Jack protested. "I was conversing!"

He gave Minsc a sidelong look. "...Seriously, he talks to his his hamster? Does it actually talk back?"

Re: Arrive and Hang OUt -- 07/13.

[mouthy_merc]

"It's a hamster."

Re: Arrive and Hang OUt -- 07/13.

[nofishinmypond]

"And on this island, that means exactly Jack Squat," Jack pointed out. "You've been here three years, and you don't know that yet?"