25 Unicorn Street; Monday Evening [ 07/13 ] -- SYWTBTNNTM Party!

[berserkerminsc]

Minsc was also so busy being absolutely barbaric that he'd forgotten about all the glittery posters he and Sir Deadpool had oh so handwavily put up for the big bash tonight centered around that one modeling show. And beer. Mostly the beer. Although Minsc was very excited to see which one of the models was going to be sacrificed to the Goddess

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Re: Arrive and Hang OUt -- 07/13.

[mouthy_merc]

Deadpool was there. With freakin' bells on.

And still hugging his swords after about five cleanings. That evil uniform. Tainted them.

Re: Arrive and Hang OUt -- 07/13.

[mouthy_merc]

"People know about talking animals when they're here. Like that unicorn we had!"

Re: Arrive and Hang OUt -- 07/13.

[nofishinmypond]

Jack raised an eyebrow. "So, talking unicorns are A-OK with you, but the idea of a talking hamster is crazy?"

Re: Arrive and Hang OUt -- 07/13.

[mouthy_merc]

"Well, there actually was a talking unicorn and has never been a talking hamster," Deadpool pointed out.

Re: Arrive and Hang OUt -- 07/13.

[berserkerminsc]

"SIR DEADPOOL!"

Yes, Minsc was shouting. It was traditional.

Re: Arrive and Hang OUt -- 07/13.

[mouthy_merc]

"MINSC!" The best KIND of tradition.

Re: Arrive and Hang OUt -- 07/13.

[berserkerminsc]

"I THINK OUR PARTY TURNED OUT QUITE WELL," Minsc CAPSLOCKED shouted. "KEGS!"

Re: Arrive and Hang OUt -- 07/13.

[mouthy_merc]

"KINDA OF A SAUSAGE FEST, THOUGH," Deadpool shouted CAPSLOCKED back. "MAYBE NEXT TIME WE CAN ONLY INVITE CHICKS?"

Re: Arrive and Hang OUt -- 07/13.

[berserkerminsc]

"BUT THERE ARE LOTS OF LADIES!" Minsc said, pointing to each one as he shouted their names, which was probably very subtle, indeed. "LADY HOPE AND LADY ARYA AND SIR DAISY."

Re: Arrive and Hang OUt -- 07/13.

[mouthy_merc]

"YEAH. AND A FAT GUY."

Fat people were immoral. Just ask Robert Downey Jr.

Re: Arrive and Hang OUt -- 07/13.

[berserkerminsc]

"HE'S NOT FAT," Minsc said amiably. "HE'S BIG-BONED."

"AND SKINNED."

"AND FACED."

"AND FAT."

Re: Arrive and Hang OUt -- 07/13.

[mouthy_merc]

"AND FAT." Very fat.

Re: Arrive and Hang OUt -- 07/13.

[berserkerminsc]

"HUUUUUUUUGE."

Apparently, Minsc and Deadpool were now fifteen.

"THAT'S THE SORT OF MAN YOU PUT IN FRONT OF THE CHARGE!"

Re: Arrive and Hang OUt -- 07/13.

[mouthy_merc]

"HE IS THE CHARGE."

Re: Arrive and Hang OUt -- 07/13.

[berserkerminsc]

"WITH HIS OWN GRAVITATIONAL FORCE!"

Re: Arrive and Hang OUt -- 07/13.

[mouthy_merc]

"DO YOU THINK OBJECTS ORBIT HIM?"