Fandom Radio; Sunday; July 12th, 2009
Emmett: Hey, sorry I'm la...
Scarf: Hi!
Emmett: ...te. Chuck? Have you turned into a woman again? I swear, dude, you need to see a doctor for that or--
Scarf: Oh, no. I'm not Chuck. I'm his scarf.
Emmett: Okay then. I'll just roll with that. Where's Chuck?
Scarf: He found out Blair left so he's on the roof being sad. But he said I should come here and help you out!
Emmett: Coolio, I can work with that. You're hot. How's being human working out for you?
Scarf: I had a foursome last night with Chuck and two other hot girls!
Emmett: So it's working out pretty well then.
Schooliness
Emmett: Okay, Scarf. You've been here enough times to know what to say I think.
Scarf: There's nothing...oh, there's something.
Emmett: Impossible!
Scarf: Yeah there is. Glinda and her staff were in her office. He wasn't impressed with her syllabus.
Emmett: Hell, color me surprised.
Dormishness
Emmett: Over at the Abaranger cabin, Kate is no longer a cat and was apparently celebrating with a cell phone game. Angela introduced herself and finds out the cat thing and talks about dating roommates. Zack got sexiled from his cabin because his clothes were getting it on with Deadpool's swords.
Scarf: ...why didn't he join in?
Emmett: Because not all people are as adventurous as you and Chuck are.
Scarf: Sucks to be those people. Hannibal's porn knew all sorts of positions and were super flexible.
Emmett: Let's keep this broadcast PG rated, shall we? Over at the dorms, Momoko's ladybug doodling toy had turned human and was drawing all over the walls. Whoa. Sucks to be the person who has to clean that up. And Jaina got back to the dorms only to remember that we're in the cabins. Yeah. Over at the main campfire the Dreamer, whatever that is, was staring at Penelope. She's trying to ignore him. Good luck with that. Four-Dee thinks Penelope must be a ninja because she's hard to track down. He's trying to convince her to give Hurley a second chance, see. Turtle wants to know if Four-Dee is a new student or a thing. He's a thing. She asks how he likes being human and regrets doing so since he's gross.
Scarf: I thought he was funny!
Emmett: You spend your life around Chuck's neck, I don't even trust your ability to read people.
Scarf: I do not spend my life around Chuck's neck. Sometimes I'm wrapped around people's wrists when they get tied to a bed.
Emmett: Wow. I don't need to know that. Robin the frog hardly recognized Penelope and asked how the marriage went. She didn't go through with it, that's how it went. Turtle wants to know how stuff got turned into people. Dude. Just accept it and don't ask questions. Robin introduces his banjo to Turtle and she asks it deep, thought-provoking questions. Peyton and her now-human music equipment showed up and made a lot of dirty comments on how good they make Peyton feel.
Scarf: As they should!
Emmett: God, you're a pervert. Over at the Galaxy Quest campfire, Rose contemplated on whether or not to start a campfire and she got pounced by kitty!Worf. Aww. Valentine and Rose talked about how cats are cute even if they're psychotic like kitty!Worf. Rose explained to Jack that the kitten isn't hers, it's Worf and they agree he's cute as a kitten. I'm surprised he didn't attack again after that. Bobby got Jack to try his hand at starting a fire and Leda wondered if the extra people were new students she missed. No, no they weren't.
Scarf: I'm booooooooored.
Emmett: Not my problem. Rose wants to know if Bobby's gotten into any trouble and he wants to know if she's talked to Jean before talking about different universes. They're a bitch, aren't they? Bobby and Leda exchanged greetings and Diana guessed Bobby didn't live there.
Scarf: Considering the cabins are all same gender I'd say that was a pretty good assessment.
Emmett: True. Jennifer is looking green. Literally. Sucks to be you. Diana, Bobby and Leda all gawk at the green chick.
Scarf: I hope they did it discreetly.
Emmett: Somehow I doubt it.
Townishness
Scarf: Can I read next?
Emmett: Sure, knock yourself out.
Scarf: Yay! Griff was at the beach with his human sketchbook and was joined by Tully and his entourage. Ben Reilly's now human mask is not helping his headache. That's not very nice. You should do whatever you can to please your owner.
Emmett: You take your job to an extreme level.
Scarf: And proud of it. Chuck's great. Haley and her ipod are by the MHA pool. I don't think that's a very safe place for electronics to be. Ray and Pepper walk to the parking lot to find Ray's car had turned human. Whoops. Haley's ipod has a hangover and she helped him out. Aww. Nice! Ronan was at the clinic Charlotte isn't dealing well with her engagement ring being human. Momoko and Zack were talking about the weirdness at the Fina and Robin and his Banjo visited G'kar at the T&C. Tahiri brought her Bantha to the Gig to weird out Blysse and Kate found out about the weirdness from Eric at the Pixie Dust. Hi, Eric! Tara stopped by the Magic Box to see what John Winchester was selling. That sounds dirty somehow.
Emmett: Yeah...yeah, I could turn that into a innuendo. Good eye, Scarf.
Scarf: Thanks! Alex Karev and Effy play pool at Fast Eddie's and talk about alcohol, dates, bad boys and Elle Woods. Ben's mask is trying to help at Things Reborn and gets cooed at by Daisy and her badge.
Emmett: What does cooed at mean?
Scarf: Like this--ohhh Emmett, you are just sooooo adorable and your dimples are the cutest thing I've ever seen!
Emmett: Awwwww, thanks!
Scarf: You're welcome! Anyways, Mirax stopped by Things Reborn and gets weirded out by Ben's mask. Biff and his sandwich gets visits from Daisy and Fred at Wellspring Arms. You...you love a sandwich?
Emmett: I've heard of people loving weirder things.
Scarf: Okay then. Aphrodite's hat overshares at the sex shop and Rachel came by to work out the details of her employment. Oh, Rachel's so nice. She helped heal Chuck yesterday.
Emmett: Yeah, I heard he got his ass kicked.
Scarf: Well he's perfectly fine now, thank you. A book about magic and a book about sex came into the store too!
Emmett: That's just about the weirdest thing I've ever heard. And I'm sitting next to a chick who's normally a scarf.
Scarf: Robin's over at Caritas and she's done with her hockey stick being human. Hey! Be nice to us. We're excited about being human. Mina shows up complaining about Minsc and gets ignored by Tully. Robin guessed that not all of Tully's companions were human and Rachel Price came in to complain about Africa and drool over Robin's hockey stick. Okay. I'm leaving.
Emmett: What? You can't leave, we're not done.
Scarf: Sure I can. I'm Chuck Bass' scarf. I'll do what I want.
Emmett: Oh, no. That "I'm Chuck Bass" line only works when you're Chuck Bass. You'll stay here until we're done.
Scarf: You can't make me read anything.
Emmett: Fine, I'll read. Not a problem. There was Fight Club today, as per usual and people did the whole mingling thing. Rose mocked Tahiri in what was apparently a loving way. Jennifer and Katchoo fought and it caused Jennifer go green. Literally.
Scarf: Katchoo sucks.
Emmett: For a scarf you have a lot of opinions about people you've never talked to. Tyler and Kyle punch each other to get a feel for fighting and then people fought. Duh. It's Fight Club. That's how it works. It was Jack Burton vs. Ronan, Prince Edward vs. Deadpool and Ben Skywalker vs. Rose. Annnnnd Kyle checked in with Tyler. We're done!
Scarf: I can't believe you kept me around for just that bit. I have a guy to go comfort.
Emmett: With your boobs?
Scarf: If it comes to that.
Emmett: You're a good scarf. This is Emmett Cullen and a normally inanimate object saying goodnight!
Scarf: Niiiiiiiight!
Scarf: Hi!
Emmett: ...te. Chuck? Have you turned into a woman again? I swear, dude, you need to see a doctor for that or--
Scarf: Oh, no. I'm not Chuck. I'm his scarf.
Emmett: Okay then. I'll just roll with that. Where's Chuck?
Scarf: He found out Blair left so he's on the roof being sad. But he said I should come here and help you out!
Emmett: Coolio, I can work with that. You're hot. How's being human working out for you?
Scarf: I had a foursome last night with Chuck and two other hot girls!
Emmett: So it's working out pretty well then.
Schooliness
Emmett: Okay, Scarf. You've been here enough times to know what to say I think.
Scarf: There's nothing...oh, there's something.
Emmett: Impossible!
Scarf: Yeah there is. Glinda and her staff were in her office. He wasn't impressed with her syllabus.
Emmett: Hell, color me surprised.
Dormishness
Emmett: Over at the Abaranger cabin, Kate is no longer a cat and was apparently celebrating with a cell phone game. Angela introduced herself and finds out the cat thing and talks about dating roommates. Zack got sexiled from his cabin because his clothes were getting it on with Deadpool's swords.
Scarf: ...why didn't he join in?
Emmett: Because not all people are as adventurous as you and Chuck are.
Scarf: Sucks to be those people. Hannibal's porn knew all sorts of positions and were super flexible.
Emmett: Let's keep this broadcast PG rated, shall we? Over at the dorms, Momoko's ladybug doodling toy had turned human and was drawing all over the walls. Whoa. Sucks to be the person who has to clean that up. And Jaina got back to the dorms only to remember that we're in the cabins. Yeah. Over at the main campfire the Dreamer, whatever that is, was staring at Penelope. She's trying to ignore him. Good luck with that. Four-Dee thinks Penelope must be a ninja because she's hard to track down. He's trying to convince her to give Hurley a second chance, see. Turtle wants to know if Four-Dee is a new student or a thing. He's a thing. She asks how he likes being human and regrets doing so since he's gross.
Scarf: I thought he was funny!
Emmett: You spend your life around Chuck's neck, I don't even trust your ability to read people.
Scarf: I do not spend my life around Chuck's neck. Sometimes I'm wrapped around people's wrists when they get tied to a bed.
Emmett: Wow. I don't need to know that. Robin the frog hardly recognized Penelope and asked how the marriage went. She didn't go through with it, that's how it went. Turtle wants to know how stuff got turned into people. Dude. Just accept it and don't ask questions. Robin introduces his banjo to Turtle and she asks it deep, thought-provoking questions. Peyton and her now-human music equipment showed up and made a lot of dirty comments on how good they make Peyton feel.
Scarf: As they should!
Emmett: God, you're a pervert. Over at the Galaxy Quest campfire, Rose contemplated on whether or not to start a campfire and she got pounced by kitty!Worf. Aww. Valentine and Rose talked about how cats are cute even if they're psychotic like kitty!Worf. Rose explained to Jack that the kitten isn't hers, it's Worf and they agree he's cute as a kitten. I'm surprised he didn't attack again after that. Bobby got Jack to try his hand at starting a fire and Leda wondered if the extra people were new students she missed. No, no they weren't.
Scarf: I'm booooooooored.
Emmett: Not my problem. Rose wants to know if Bobby's gotten into any trouble and he wants to know if she's talked to Jean before talking about different universes. They're a bitch, aren't they? Bobby and Leda exchanged greetings and Diana guessed Bobby didn't live there.
Scarf: Considering the cabins are all same gender I'd say that was a pretty good assessment.
Emmett: True. Jennifer is looking green. Literally. Sucks to be you. Diana, Bobby and Leda all gawk at the green chick.
Scarf: I hope they did it discreetly.
Emmett: Somehow I doubt it.
Townishness
Scarf: Can I read next?
Emmett: Sure, knock yourself out.
Scarf: Yay! Griff was at the beach with his human sketchbook and was joined by Tully and his entourage. Ben Reilly's now human mask is not helping his headache. That's not very nice. You should do whatever you can to please your owner.
Emmett: You take your job to an extreme level.
Scarf: And proud of it. Chuck's great. Haley and her ipod are by the MHA pool. I don't think that's a very safe place for electronics to be. Ray and Pepper walk to the parking lot to find Ray's car had turned human. Whoops. Haley's ipod has a hangover and she helped him out. Aww. Nice! Ronan was at the clinic Charlotte isn't dealing well with her engagement ring being human. Momoko and Zack were talking about the weirdness at the Fina and Robin and his Banjo visited G'kar at the T&C. Tahiri brought her Bantha to the Gig to weird out Blysse and Kate found out about the weirdness from Eric at the Pixie Dust. Hi, Eric! Tara stopped by the Magic Box to see what John Winchester was selling. That sounds dirty somehow.
Emmett: Yeah...yeah, I could turn that into a innuendo. Good eye, Scarf.
Scarf: Thanks! Alex Karev and Effy play pool at Fast Eddie's and talk about alcohol, dates, bad boys and Elle Woods. Ben's mask is trying to help at Things Reborn and gets cooed at by Daisy and her badge.
Emmett: What does cooed at mean?
Scarf: Like this--ohhh Emmett, you are just sooooo adorable and your dimples are the cutest thing I've ever seen!
Emmett: Awwwww, thanks!
Scarf: You're welcome! Anyways, Mirax stopped by Things Reborn and gets weirded out by Ben's mask. Biff and his sandwich gets visits from Daisy and Fred at Wellspring Arms. You...you love a sandwich?
Emmett: I've heard of people loving weirder things.
Scarf: Okay then. Aphrodite's hat overshares at the sex shop and Rachel came by to work out the details of her employment. Oh, Rachel's so nice. She helped heal Chuck yesterday.
Emmett: Yeah, I heard he got his ass kicked.
Scarf: Well he's perfectly fine now, thank you. A book about magic and a book about sex came into the store too!
Emmett: That's just about the weirdest thing I've ever heard. And I'm sitting next to a chick who's normally a scarf.
Scarf: Robin's over at Caritas and she's done with her hockey stick being human. Hey! Be nice to us. We're excited about being human. Mina shows up complaining about Minsc and gets ignored by Tully. Robin guessed that not all of Tully's companions were human and Rachel Price came in to complain about Africa and drool over Robin's hockey stick. Okay. I'm leaving.
Emmett: What? You can't leave, we're not done.
Scarf: Sure I can. I'm Chuck Bass' scarf. I'll do what I want.
Emmett: Oh, no. That "I'm Chuck Bass" line only works when you're Chuck Bass. You'll stay here until we're done.
Scarf: You can't make me read anything.
Emmett: Fine, I'll read. Not a problem. There was Fight Club today, as per usual and people did the whole mingling thing. Rose mocked Tahiri in what was apparently a loving way. Jennifer and Katchoo fought and it caused Jennifer go green. Literally.
Scarf: Katchoo sucks.
Emmett: For a scarf you have a lot of opinions about people you've never talked to. Tyler and Kyle punch each other to get a feel for fighting and then people fought. Duh. It's Fight Club. That's how it works. It was Jack Burton vs. Ronan, Prince Edward vs. Deadpool and Ben Skywalker vs. Rose. Annnnnd Kyle checked in with Tyler. We're done!
Scarf: I can't believe you kept me around for just that bit. I have a guy to go comfort.
Emmett: With your boobs?
Scarf: If it comes to that.
Emmett: You're a good scarf. This is Emmett Cullen and a normally inanimate object saying goodnight!
Scarf: Niiiiiiiight!