And if that wasn't enough...earlier this evening, I spent a good 2 1/2 hours staring at Paul McCartney's ass.

All things just keep getting better.

Earlier this evening, I spent a good 90 minutes staring at Greg Proops' ass.

And I've been sitting here for 10 minutes trying to think of a good followup sentence for that, but perhaps no further embellishment is necessary.

So much to say, so much to say, so much to say, so much to say. Here's a roundup of what's been happening with me lately:

( A floor wax and a dessert topping )

After an utterly futile shopping excursion this afternoon, I've concluded that with the exception of food, clothing, and shoes, I'm much better off just making all of my purchases online. I visited a local Barnes & Noble, KB Toys, & Blockbuster, armed with a list of specific books, magazines, toys, and videos that I needed to purchase, but NONE of ( Read more... )

August has apparently become my household's Official Family Party Month. Incredibly, there's a family celebration being held for the next FIVE weekends in a row:

( Party all the time, party all the time... )

So, after postponing the inevitable for nearly a full year, I finally dragged my ass down to the local DMV today and officially became a New Jersey resident once again ( Read more... )

A rather fun meme, stolen from imparfait and layla1188:

Ask me for "top five" lists of pretty much anything, and I will list you my top five of that thing or things. Copy into your own journal and give your own top fives.

And to start things off, here's the one I gave them:

Top 5 Foods You Hate1. Turnips ( Read more... )

Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince arrived at my doorstep at noon today.

By 9:30 PM, I had finished it.

Not bad, but not as good at Book 5, in my opinion. A bit rushed, with some very odd out-of-characterness. Lots of good backstory, though.

And I can't resist mentioning that at a certain point, I was reminded strongly of a scene from The ( Read more... )

Found in today's sports section:

"The Yankees right now are sipping from the chocolate river, guzzling the fizzy lifting drinks and sucking on the everlasting gobstoppers."

Wow. I have got to get to the Bronx more often.

Happy Birthday, anothergirl83! I hope the preparations for school are going well. I continue to be jealous of your incredibly cool, globetrotting self. :-)

On my way to work this morning, I saw the most hilarious thing ever - a totally pimped-out Honda Civic. No, that's not a typo. It had all the requisite bling bling - custom modifications, racing decals, ( Read more... )