M erry Christmas Everyone!

OMG!  OMG!  OMG!

If you believe or can verify this story...

THEY VIOLATED SPECIAL RELATIVITY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lately, it just feels like my world is coming apart at the seams.  This can't be real.

PEACEMAKER

No!

I won't stand for this!

This summer has taken too much.

Not the Weekly World News too.

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I'm charging $28 for all the hardcovers I publish.

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Tuesday an email was sent to GENTEX inquiring what their intentions were about hiring me.

Wednesday a phone call was recieved from a company named MEARS, asking for an interview.  Circumstances forced its postponment until this upcoming week.  During the night, resumes were submitted to many companies for dozens of summer 2007 internships, which are ( Read more... )

Alaska resume website charge more for memberships than russian porn sites!

Just look at this shit:

http://www.alaskajobfinder.com/order/

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Yesterday, I went to the library to do some homework for my statistical quality class.

I realized I can do z-scores in my head.

I've decided to use my new found power to improve the MTSG.  I dreamed up a new quality analysis for colleges, that no one has concieved of before.  What I'm trying to do is figure out how much of the price of a credit ( Read more... )

Spiders are creepy.

that's a link, btw.  It wasn't showing up as one, so I decided to clairify.

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I get to return home a conquering hero.

Center Line granted me permission to sell books at parent teacher conferences.

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Yesterday, I hung out with one my friends and noticed a book on her table called, Fast Food Nation.  She said she had to read it for a class called Family Ecology.

I opened the book to a random page and it contained a discussion about the history of franchising.  One sentence stated that General Motors started the franchise movement in1898.  Because ( Read more... )