Oops. I forgot to update this for....10-ish months or so. I've been busy. You know...with...stuff. Actually, I stopped updating because the davelog was getting too popular and I hated having people pestering me for an update. This was never meant to be a regular thing. Just something I did whenever I felt like it. Then you vultures had to ruin it ( Read more... )

So, I've been guilt tripped by the usual suspects about not updating the DavelogRedux. I want to update, but I'm just so goddamned lazy. So, I'll do what I always do in these difficult times: Repost an old Davelog entry. This entry comes to us from over two years ago: The halcyon day that was March 2, 2003 ( Read more... )

I know. It's been a while. Shut it. Now let's move on ( Read more... )

SO FUCKING LAZY that this update is not really an update at all. In fact, it's simply a reposting of an entry from Davelogredux's dead older brother, Davelog. It is reposted here, in it's original form and in it's entirety with no editing whatsoever. The date: April 19, 2003 ( Read more... )

Well, another new years down. This one was pretty uneventful, but I thought that you guys might like to hear my view of it. I'll give you the choice bits that I remember in no particular order ( Read more... )

I wasn't going to write about this. It's a bit embarassing. But then I remembered my mantra: Hey, if you can't take a joke, then fuck you. Also, I had thought that this story would be one of those things shared amongst a small group of people (read, me and one other) but it seems to have taken on a life of its own and is finding it's way into the ( Read more... )

I hate lame parties. I went to one such party this past saturday night. It will require some backstory, so hold on to your knickers ( Read more... )

A few weeks ago I got this pamphlet in the mail. It was kinda long and had lots of words. It didn't have any pictures or nothin. The words were tiny too. Reading it was gonna be work. But it might be important! What to do? A conundrum. After a bit of thought, I came up with a ingenious solution. I brought the pamphlet upstairs to my apartment and ( Read more... )

Enough of you have bothered me to believe that there is sufficient enought demand for a Davelog update that it would be unwise to ignore the invisible hand of the marketplace ( Read more... )

My first thought was that I should apologize for not having updated the davelog in so long. But then I thought, "Fuck you, you wanton fucking pricks. You get what you fucking pay for. Greedy assholes ( Read more... )