So.

Anyone else think the end of Return of the King sucked?

My Sauron...

( the character meme )

There comes a time in every young Vala's life when he has to question the world around him ( Read more... )

*sits down to compose letter ( Read more... )

I said I had a Plan and I meant it. Ha ( Read more... )

I've decided that I miss Mouth of Me.

Mouthie! Mouthie! Come home! There are no lab-coated psychos or balrog kittens here, and the burritos are free with a Mordor, Inc. company pass. And since you invented all that cute backstory for us, I'm interested in reliving it. ;) ;)

Evil Doing Form 1.0
Name: The Dark Lord Sauron, Gorthaur, etc
Species: Ma--er, Vala
Favourite Position: I usually sleep on my side, sir.
What evil did you do?: Historically? Covered Middle-earth in darkness, killed many innocents, torture, world domination, etc. The usual. Recently, I put a new even plan into motion. It is very evil, but top ( Read more... )

Dear Middle-earth,

I would like you all to know that now I am a Vala, I have a very evil plan in the works.

Um, you will all see. :) It is very, very evil.

Evilly yours,
Sauron, Dark Lord of Evil

Being a Maia is not as much fun as it used to be when you consider that everybody from that elfie marchwarden thing to that original character Denethor's taken up with to Elanor F-ing Gamgee is also a Maia. Isn't there some sort of rule against this wanton Maia-ing behavior? I can't mouth of to the cashier at the grocery without fear that he's ( Read more... )

It's my birthday.

...well, where are my fucking presents?!