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May 04, 2003 23:21

I said I had a Plan and I meant it. Ha.

I've been thinking a lot about what advantages Ioreth could possibly have over me. She's definitely not as evil or powerful as I am. Boobs? Mouth never seemed interested in them before. Better in the sack? Not even possible. Ask Faramir. (1-888-THE-VOID)

But I figured it out, as I am (obviously) an evil mastermind.

Mouth has a deep-seated passion for playing connect-the-dots.

Well, a half hour in the bathroom with Goldberry's makeup kit AND!

I think it's a good look for me. I'm not sure what Goldberry thinks because she's playing footsie with Jeff in the den. Oh, excuse me, they're 'discussing the furnishing of the new mental hospital.' Right.

Anyway! Come to me, Mouth, my pregnant little pansy of delight. ;)
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