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darklordsauron

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Jan 31, 2003 18:58

It's my birthday.

...well, where are my fucking presents?!

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oldtoby January 31 2003, 15:59:56 UTC

*gives you some weed*

Re: darklordsauron January 31 2003, 16:01:59 UTC

You're a good man, Toby.

erendis January 31 2003, 16:00:28 UTC

*does not castrate you*

darklordsauron January 31 2003, 16:30:10 UTC

The gift that keeps on giving.

sockpuppets January 31 2003, 16:01:13 UTC

...*takes pictures* How do you feel about this coming of age?

Re: darklordsauron January 31 2003, 16:03:39 UTC

I want to swallow my own tongue. How're you?

sockpuppets January 31 2003, 20:52:09 UTC

Oh, how interesting. Could you make notes and tell us some details about the experience? It's so rare we get to interview one of you tongue-swallowers alive.

We know some people who are very good at giving tongue-swallowing-inducing orgasms, you know. ;)

nienor_niniel January 31 2003, 16:02:15 UTC

*striptease*

darklordsauron January 31 2003, 16:31:34 UTC

yay

leeshotass January 31 2003, 16:03:48 UTC

My mun says I have to give you a present.

I don't know what to give you.

She is threatening to give ME to you if I do not. Then she can say that she gave Sauron a present of Christopher Lee's hot ass.

*effervesces for you* Happy birthday.

darklordsauron January 31 2003, 16:35:10 UTC

It amazes me that Mr. Christopher Lee is able to walk around all day with an Elijah Wood attached to where his ass should be without comment from the media.

You are effervescent. Thank you.

leeshotass January 31 2003, 20:10:02 UTC

We bribe them. Shh, don't tell.

cheeriomonkey January 31 2003, 19:04:53 UTC

*SWOON*