why do i still exist?

[darklordsauron]

I've decided that I miss Mouth of Me.

Mouthie! Mouthie! Come home! There are no lab-coated psychos or balrog kittens here, and the burritos are free with a Mordor, Inc. company pass. And since you invented all that cute backstory for us, I'm interested in reliving it. ;) ;)

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Deer in Headlights Look

[mouthofsauron]

Ummmm... Completely overlooking the fact that um you abused/neglected me for the past few hundred years... What about Goldberry? *eyedarts*

[darklordsauron]

I think she's sleeping with Jeff, anyway. I am going to attempt a come-hither look now.

[mouthofsauron]

As you wish Mas... asjdfjjk;ajkl GAH... damn your sexy come-hither looks... So not fair.

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[darklordsauron]

Yeah, I know. Evil.

Give it some thought, Mouth. I never did play body-switching games with you. :)