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darklordsauron

why do i still exist?

Apr 29, 2003 21:15

I've decided that I miss Mouth of Me.

Mouthie! Mouthie! Come home! There are no lab-coated psychos or balrog kittens here, and the burritos are free with a Mordor, Inc. company pass. And since you invented all that cute backstory for us, I'm interested in reliving it. ;) ;)

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Deer in Headlights Look mouthofsauron April 29 2003, 19:42:33 UTC

Ummmm... Completely overlooking the fact that um you abused/neglected me for the past few hundred years... What about Goldberry? *eyedarts*

darklordsauron April 29 2003, 19:44:59 UTC

I think she's sleeping with Jeff, anyway. I am going to attempt a come-hither look now.

mouthofsauron April 29 2003, 19:53:25 UTC

As you wish Mas... asjdfjjk;ajkl GAH... damn your sexy come-hither looks... So not fair.

Re: darklordsauron April 29 2003, 19:56:42 UTC

Yeah, I know. Evil.

Give it some thought, Mouth. I never did play body-switching games with you. :)

chantellejoy April 29 2003, 19:59:41 UTC

This thread has send my mind into a swirling vortex of Alan Rickman (a la Snape) and Johnny Depp (a la Edward) fantasies.

Thank you.

:)

Re: darklordsauron April 29 2003, 21:18:30 UTC

Lurker! Get out of here.

*gives proper dark lord/Snape ravishing*

mouthofsauron April 29 2003, 20:11:55 UTC

wavers mmmn...no you didn't...but uhhhh... Ioreth might still sorta like me despite the whole reallly painful experiment thing and shooting me in the chest twice. And besides I look like a food processor in my current condition...and knives for hands would be like ow painful... covert lust

darklordsauron April 30 2003, 14:21:58 UTC

Oh, nonsense. Come on! I just read all that stuff about how I abused you emotionally for 2000 years and it was very exciting. :) Also, the bathrooms have really gone downhill around here.

mouthofsauron April 30 2003, 22:05:58 UTC

Mmmn well you know as much as your offers of continued emotional abuse are appreciated, and although I've like piiiineeed for you in the small hours of the morning ect ect... umn... Ioreth is also pretty good with the abuse and she's promoted me to kitchens.

Re: darklordsauron April 30 2003, 22:07:27 UTC

...oh, this is the last straw. I'm the fucking dark lord and I can't seduce pansies anymore?

This isn't over. I have a Plan.

ioreth April 29 2003, 20:15:47 UTC

I've got the nicer rack.

mouthofsauron April 29 2003, 20:32:35 UTC

*halfchoaking sound* uh yes you do dear...

ioreth April 29 2003, 20:36:20 UTC

Hmph.

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