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darkest0knight

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Jan 28, 2008 20:06

...Cats.

Why did it have to be cats?

not having fun, cats are evil, scary cat in scary, why are they 100 ft tall??!?!!, i haet kitties, arrrgh, lol indiana jones

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playstheblues January 29 2008, 01:17:41 UTC

...they're better than rats?

darkest0knight January 29 2008, 01:19:53 UTC

Says who?

playstheblues January 29 2008, 01:20:29 UTC

You've never lived on a farm, huh?

darkest0knight January 29 2008, 01:21:22 UTC

There isn't a lot of farmland in downtown Toronto.

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stokerwasahack January 29 2008, 01:36:34 UTC

May I suggest not attempting to drag one of these out from beneath furniture?

darkest0knight January 29 2008, 01:37:34 UTC

Not funny, Henry. Stop mocking my pain.

stokerwasahack January 29 2008, 01:38:29 UTC

I'm sorry, Tony. What would you prefer?

darkest0knight January 29 2008, 01:41:36 UTC

I'd prefer the cats to be a fucking normal size.

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reaping_havoc January 29 2008, 01:37:44 UTC

Better cats than dogs.

darkest0knight January 29 2008, 01:38:56 UTC

Has a dog ever tried to slice open your Achilles tendon for no reason? I didn't think so.

reaping_havoc January 29 2008, 01:44:54 UTC

No, but dogs drool and pee all over every fucking thing and I'd rather die than be covered in shit.

darkest0knight January 29 2008, 01:50:34 UTC

You're already dead, George.

And cats pee all over everything too. If there are giant litter boxes here, I haven't seen them.

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voice browning_baby January 29 2008, 01:38:15 UTC

Cats aren't that bad, Tony.

voice darkest0knight January 29 2008, 01:40:49 UTC

De-clawed cats aren't that bad.

Re: voice browning_baby January 29 2008, 01:41:43 UTC

*rumbling purr*

Even ones with claws.

voice darkest0knight January 29 2008, 01:42:43 UTC

[muttering]

Just 'cause you're a were-leopard or something...

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politely_wicked January 29 2008, 01:57:32 UTC

Cats aren't so bad, really, once you get used to them. It's just that there are so many of them today.

darkest0knight January 29 2008, 01:59:11 UTC

And they're huge.

politely_wicked January 29 2008, 02:03:05 UTC

... That too.

I don't suppose "they're just as scared of you as you are of them" applies here?

darkest0knight January 29 2008, 02:05:25 UTC

Not even a little bit.

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