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[darkest0knight]

...Cats.

Why did it have to be cats?

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[ohrosalita]

Try having a kitten the size of a small pony who still wants to sleep in your lap.

[darkest0knight]

Don't let it squish Smudge, Rose.

[ohrosalita]

It's okay, I distracted her with a bucket load of kitty biscuits. But somebody else is gonna have to clean out the litter tray.

[darkest0knight]

I'm sure someone in your apartment will volunteer.

[darkest0knight]

Phobic would be if I didn't have a good reason to be afraid of fucking huge cats.

[darkest0knight]

Cats like to make me bleed. Huge cats will probably like to make me bleed huge amounts.

[killerdimples]

Tony?

You alive?

[darkest0knight]

Where are you? There's giant cats outside the window.

[killerdimples]

...work.

We had to have an emergency kitty litter run.

[darkest0knight]

I sent Henry to look for you.

[chosenbychoice]

You're not a fan of felines even on normal days?

[darkest0knight]

'Fraid not.

[chosenbychoice]

Are they bothering you much? If you would like I can come and get them for you.

[darkest0knight]

There was one outside my window. But I think it's gone now, so I'm probably okay.

[tinyvampiregod]

Cats are good creatures, Tony. Most are quite sure of their place in the world and our duty to serve them at their will.

I miss mine =/

Though, perhaps a giant cat would be more to Walter's liking.

[darkest0knight]

The last thing Walter wants is a giant cat.

And I'm not serving any four-legged fur ball.

[tinyvampiregod]

People serve dogs without realizing it. Dogs get fed, walked, bathed, treats and played with. They do a silly trick and we give them a treat. They have us trained just as much as any cat.

[darkest0knight]

I'm not really a dog person either. Pets aren't my thing.