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darkest0knight

Jan 28, 2008 20:06

...Cats.

Why did it have to be cats?

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reaping_havoc January 29 2008, 01:37:44 UTC

Better cats than dogs.

darkest0knight January 29 2008, 01:38:56 UTC

Has a dog ever tried to slice open your Achilles tendon for no reason? I didn't think so.

reaping_havoc January 29 2008, 01:44:54 UTC

No, but dogs drool and pee all over every fucking thing and I'd rather die than be covered in shit.

darkest0knight January 29 2008, 01:50:34 UTC

You're already dead, George.

And cats pee all over everything too. If there are giant litter boxes here, I haven't seen them.

reaping_havoc January 29 2008, 01:54:37 UTC

Undead. I could be dead-dead still. Like how vampires are undead and you can still stake them.

Yeah, but they don't specifically mark you, Tony.

darkest0knight January 29 2008, 01:58:01 UTC

No. They specifically scratch me. To death.

reaping_havoc January 29 2008, 02:05:33 UTC

You're still alive.

darkest0knight January 29 2008, 02:06:02 UTC

So far.

reaping_havoc January 29 2008, 02:13:10 UTC

Pup should be your bodyguard. Maybe ask Walter if you can borrow him?

darkest0knight January 29 2008, 02:14:23 UTC

I bet he feels the same as me about the whole thing. Too many cats.

reaping_havoc January 29 2008, 02:18:12 UTC

Sit out of reach. Like on Lee's shoulders.

darkest0knight January 29 2008, 02:21:27 UTC

George, I don't know if you've noticed but the cats are fucking giants. Sitting on anyone's shoulder will put me on mouth level.

reaping_havoc January 29 2008, 02:23:56 UTC

At least you would have a chance before being trapped under their gigantic paws?

darkest0knight January 29 2008, 02:29:49 UTC

A chance to get my head bit off?

reaping_havoc January 29 2008, 02:39:33 UTC

You're a wizard. I thought cats were favorite pets of magic users?

darkest0knight January 29 2008, 02:47:11 UTC

Not me. Arra had cats, though.

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