Title: FRANKIE SAY RELAX (SECTION B)
Rating: R
Warnings: DRUG ABUSE.
Summary: A pop quiz in seventh-year R/S, seventies nostalgia, Frank Longbottom-as-a-pimp crack. Plus diagrams.

School's out for the summer
School's out forever
School's been blown to pieces
- Alice Cooper

Don't worry about the future, or worry, but know that worrying is as ( Read more... )

Title: FRANKIE SAY RELAX (SECTION A)
Rating: R
Warnings: exam paper format, drug abuse, shifting tenses, vomit, Frank Longbottom is a pothead. Written on crack.
SHOUT OUT: Happy birthday to nellie_darlin, for the 18th.

“I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into the soul of the boy sitting next to me ( Read more... )

Title: “A little less conversation-”
Rating: R
Summary: A love-story with no dialogue.

Truth is in things, not in words.
-Herman Melville

But words - words are not enough!
Klaus Kinski

Don't speak/I know just what you're saying/So please stop explaining
-No Doubt

( A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous. )

Picked my fic-writing self apart. Thoughts under the cut.

I tag anyone who writes fic to do this too, even though it didn't start off being a meme. DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT. It's fun. Plus, I tagged you personally. Do it, or I'll be mildly disappointed.

( You wrote 'you're gorgeous' on it. )

title: gillian trelawney and her weird and wonderful weather forecast, chapter 2
rating: PG-13
pairing and other things you should know: remus/sirius, smoking!remus, no ants were harmed in the writing of this fic
previous parts: part one
dedication: to dsbs, aplogies and love.

( Sirius reads the right sort of magazines. )

title: gillian trelawney and her weird and wonderful weather forecast, chapter 3
rating: R for the word fuck quite a lot, and a sudden inexplicable VEER away from fluff
pairing and other things you should know: remus/sirius, smoking!remus, bad writing, dubious consent but he likes it really, the aforementioned VEER.
previous parts: part one, part ( Read more... )

Happy birthday, dizzii! I love it whenever you update because your posts are so pretty (although I don't always comment). And your doodles and photography are lovely, which shows what a talented bundle of artisticness you are. Have a great day.

Feeling quite bouncy today.

It's amazing what a few hours with friends can do for your mood. And it's all sunny and lovely; I had the equivalent of about six cold desserts in the space of nine hours.

Of course, there are bugs everybloodywhere and I spent a good portion of the day feeling sticky and unloved, but watchagonnado about that? Nothing, ( Read more... )

Part one of oh please God only two, two I can do, I hate WIPs.

title: gillian trelawney and her weird and wonderful weather forecast, chapter 1
rating: R for the word pubes and swearing and later chapters mostly
pairing and other things you should know: remus/sirius, smoking!remus, bad writing, dubious consent but he likes it really (not ( Read more... )

Happy birthday, dsbs. You make me more happy than you can possibly imagine. You are pretty damn cool, and lovely, and witty to boot. Also, I still have the mp3 of you playing like a musical dervish, which proves that you are talented beyond compare. So put that in your pipe and smoke it.

Hope you had a great day. Present in the works. *air kisses*