Farking hell.

[cynicalpirate]

Feeling quite bouncy today.

It's amazing what a few hours with friends can do for your mood. And it's all sunny and lovely; I had the equivalent of about six cold desserts in the space of nine hours.

Of course, there are bugs everybloodywhere and I spent a good portion of the day feeling sticky and unloved, but watchagonnado about that? Nothing,

Comments

[chowburger]

Any possible enjoyment I could be getting from the heat (which, I assure you, is little to none in the first place) is being spoiled by the BUGS! I am quite literally doused in insect repellent, but apparently I taste like whatever the equivalent of dessert is in bug-land.
AARGH.

But chocolate milkshake made with vanilla ice-cream > raspberry ice-lollies.

*has nothing productive to say at all*

[cynicalpirate]

*pats* They are everywhere. A huge moth tried to share my shower this morning.

But ice-cream cake > chocolate milkshake made with vanilla ice-cream.

*has nothing productive to say at all*
Neither do I. *waves hand airily* Carry on.

[jennuine]

I'm not the only one who gets all Christmassy in July then? Huzzah!

Also, raspberry sorbet swirls in vanilla ice cream trumps ALL.

[cynicalpirate]

Don't you just want to be listening to carols and buying yourself presents? Peace on earth goodwill to all men.

Nay, I say. Ben and Jerry's Cherry Garcia is far superior.

[jennuine]

Nay! There is this ice cream that I have back home, it is fruity and vanilla-y and covered in a yoghurt shell oh god yoghurt shells and it is like a dancing orgasm in your mouth. Not even a regular lay back and scream orgasm, it DANCES. With hats.

I put on pop Christmas songs (you know the ones, yes?) and imagine trees and shiny paper. I would like snow very much, but as I live in a country that will never have snow (well, not until a nuclear disaster or the end of the world) it is false hope and I try to stop that.

I make no sense.

[cynicalpirate]

Yoghurt shell? C'est quoi?

Hat-wearing orgasms are the best kind, I feel.

Or nonsense, perhaps?

[scoradh]

Oh, the bugs, the bugs. They're EATING ME ALIVE.

[cynicalpirate]

Sympathies, friend.

They're crazycrazy here. I really don't see why Tony Blair doesn't do something about it.

[mustntgetmy]

I love feeling randomly Christmassy, especially in July ^_^

[cynicalpirate]

Oh, the weather outside is frightful... *grin*

[nellie_darlin]

Hmph, I prefer vanilla icecream. No, actually - well, it depends on my mood. Vanilla is all comforting, but lollies are more refreshing.

As for Christmassy - I sat down to watch Love Actually a few days ago and I just couldn't do it because it was too wintry. But then I often walk along the road singing Christmas carols. But that's just because I love them and they're pretty music and it's a shame we can only listen to them for about a month and also I HATE MY BRAIN.

[cynicalpirate]

Yeah. Vanilla is good in winter or autumn or spring, or a normal summer. Not a death heatwave summer like this one, where everyone should be living off cucumbers and melons.

I swear that movie can only be watched in three months of the year. And even that's pushing it.

YES! All the pretty songs are Christmassy. *cuddles your brain*

[nellie_darlin]

Cuddles my brain?

You zombie!

[cynicalpirate]

*hissspitclaw*

*refuses to let go of your brain and staggers off, chuckling in a... dead way*