With apologies to sensible Americans.

Why the greasy poop are we in the UK subject to all your election shenanigans?

I am aware that the US is sufficiently important for the rest of the world to take notice, but why oh fudging why is it stuffed down our throats by the media to the exclusion of other subjects?

This waiting is really getting to me ( Read more... )

Damn Shit Bollocks and Buggery Fuck ( Read more... )

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I have just been watching Battlefield Earth.

Did I miss something important? Or was that film totally pointless? Other than raising money for already well-off people?

I am none the wiser, nor was I particularly entertained.

Star Wars and Star Trek may be shallow bollocks but they are at least enjoyable.

Today, I made my first foray into the big bad world without any walking aid since I buggered my knee. I walked all the way to the local supermarket (a whole click away) and back with a bag of shopping in each hand. I made it, just. I shall take the stick for the next few excursions. I have been sitting here for about half an hour and my knee has ( Read more... )

Unashamedly gacked from raggedy_man[01] Do you have the guts to answer these questions and re-post as The Controversial Survey ( Read more... )

Possibly a very stupid question.

Does bread (made from wheat) count as part of the 'five a day' thing?

If not? why not?

YAY! Knee stronger still. Not long back from supermarket with two full bags including multi-pack of Tiggi and Lizzi meat. No beer though, they'd run out of the brand I wanted. I'll have to wait until later in the week for some throat lubricator ( Read more... )

To all for whom it is apposite:

Happy New Year!