crime_computer

A Special Announcement, Folks!

crime_computer May 18, 2008 00:21

I've got a special announcement to make, folks. The summertime's rolling around next month, so there's no better time than the present to reveal my big surprise! Most of my good ol' friends out there might have noticed that I've been real quiet lately, eh? Well, it ain't for nothing! I've been working for these past few months, writing new songs, ( Read more... )

taxes, taxpayers, prison epic fail, gant wins, swimming, tax dollars at work, discontent taxpayers, pool party

[Gant doesn't screen. Anyone can see this.]

crime_computer May 12, 2008 02:12

Deggy, ol' friend! You've been real quiet lately. What've you been up to? Decided to settle down for awhile?

I'm damned eager for your next move, my boy. Don't keep me on the edge of my seat for too long, eh?

[SCENE]: Matt, Wellington and Gant Play a Friendly Game of BBall!

crime_computer May 12, 2008 01:38

( ...two vision-impaired queers vs. one massively athletic old guy... )

lol im thwarting ppls, welly and matty are gay, welly still has amnesia, bball, assholicness, gant is a jerk, im gonna beat your head in matty, exercise yard

[SCENE: Freddy and Gant have a heart-to-heart!]

crime_computer May 07, 2008 02:11

((OOC: This takes place immediately after the von Karma and Diego cafeteria chat))

( Von Karma and Gant have a chat like old buddies! )

diego, freddy, kill, von karma, evilness

[SCENE - ...Wait, what? That was a joke!]

crime_computer Apr 01, 2008 22:10

( That was unexpected! )

zap!, noose, wine, swimming, von karma, guard, execution

All good things must come to an end.

crime_computer Apr 01, 2008 01:01

The guards just told me I'm getting hanged tonight at 10:10pm. Sudden, eh? Where's the two week's notice? I suppose I won't be gettin' anymore of those splendid visits.

Dick, tell the precinct I want them to play Toccata in Fugue at my funeral. You'll do that for an ol' boss, eh?

Worthy, man up and keep that woman reeled in close. She's a slippery ( Read more... )

Happy Easter!

crime_computer Mar 23, 2008 17:43

Another exciting holiday spent with my splendid inmates, eh? Well, time goes on! HO HO HO!

As I'm sure many of you on the internet have noticed, the guards at the Maximum Security Prison got a little bored with their charges. Our cells were rearranged, and I am delighted to see good ol' Deggy as my new neighbor. I'm sure this marks the beginning ( Read more... )

freddy, egg dyeing, von karma, easter, arts and crafts

I'm back!

crime_computer Mar 15, 2008 23:04

Mistakes made, mistakes rectified. Deggy, you can put that on the record for me ( Read more... )

flashback, i don't actually like keeping secrets, homocide, vice unit, promotion, prostitutes, murder

[SCENE - Breakfast with Manfred, Damon, and Diego]

crime_computer Mar 09, 2008 19:31

( Diego: ((uh-oh, Count's laughing at you :D))

Gant: ((oh shit))

Gant: ((Shut it, County))

von Karma: ((ilu dammie :D))

Gant: ((I can beat the crap out of you, too!))

Gant: ((but i won't))

Gant: ((XD))

von Karma: ((COS WE'RE BFF))

Gant: ((LIEK TOTALLY)) )

stabbity, diego, solitary confinement, scuffle, breakfast, von karma

A Pleasant Surprise!

crime_computer Mar 03, 2008 12:28

Wrongo, Trite, Wrighto, Nicky -

Whatever you call him, the old boy showed up today! And like all mysteries, he was wrapped up in a baggy black affair and a very mysterious little hat. Tired of the suit? Afraid to show your face to a corridor full of men and women hissing your name in their nightmares? Next time, say hello to all of us, Wrighto. ( Read more... )

forgery, diego, wrighto, detective