May 18, 2008 00:21
I've got a special announcement to make, folks. The summertime's rolling around next month, so there's no better time than the present to reveal my big surprise! Most of my good ol' friends out there might have noticed that I've been real quiet lately, eh? Well, it ain't for nothing! I've been working for these past few months, writing new songs, talking with some old buddies, playing some real good games of solitaire...
But down to business, my boys!
Folks, friends, good fellows: we're finally getting a pool installed right in the heart of our cozy prison block! Looks like I didn't need your help after all, Udgey!
The contracts were just pushed through. It's final by now. Construction's scheduled to start at the beginning of next week. No need to thank me for the splendid news! The pleasure was certainly mine, boys! This should fix up all the tension round here nice and easy. Now that the pool's coming, you don't got any excuses not to relax anymore, eh?
Oh, and, Freddy? How're you hanging these days? It seems like I haven't heard from you in ages! HO HO HO!
taxes,
taxpayers,
prison epic fail,
gant wins,
swimming,
tax dollars at work,
discontent taxpayers,
pool party