Wait, wait, waaaaaaaaaaaaaaait just a minute.

I know there's a lot to be said, about all these fucking birds and stone walls and stuff.

But am I supposed to feed all these random blokes hovering around the place? Because, bonus... I have a ton of fucking chocolate and chillis and... is that fucking maize[He's now just sifting through the things ( Read more... )

Huh, looks like port's on. Not sure if I'm a fan of this jumper or not, but who gives a damn, it's kinda ridiculous.

To port, and to a BAR. Laura, I'm coming to get you, grab some stuff. Parker, meet us in port. Drag along someone, all good with me.

[Private to Laura]

I am sticking to you like glue. If you so much as think of running off to go ( Read more... )

Right, right.

I was James fucking Bond. James Bond and he wanted to assassinate the Admiral. His incompetence with distributing food aside - HOW FUCKING COOL WAS THAT?

Moving on.

[Warden filter]Right. Some notes on staff ( Read more... )

[Paddy is now James Bond. Video comes on, and he's in the bar, sipping a Martini. Despite the fact the bar's actually closed. Despite the fact he's probably lacking some of the fancy ingredients needed. He's got one anyway. Because he's James BondI'd like to know what frequency this communicator's working on. Who can hear this ( Read more... )

Given that I fucked up the last port we had like this for myself, I ain't gonna do it again ( Read more... )

[Barge people filter]

I just saw Michael Corleone arresting Ian McKellen.

This is possibly the best. port. ever.

That is all.

((ooc: Hicks arresting Gellert. Several people encouraged me with silly conversations. And thus, here we are.))

Hey. I was thinking. Kid with the number for a name. Not 11-12. T'other one.

What if. What if. Christopher Lee played Voldemort and Sean Connery played Hitler? Aside from the horrible, horrible miscasting there...

And hey, Castiel is back. Angel or not, my friend? Believe it or fucking not, you used to be my warden, matey. Those were the fucking ( Read more... )