Comments | christ_onabike: 72. secret service folks can't cook.

christ_onabike

72. secret service folks can't cook.

Nov 01, 2010 20:52

Right, right.

I was James fucking Bond. James Bond and he wanted to assassinate the Admiral. His incompetence with distributing food aside - HOW FUCKING COOL WAS THAT?

Moving on.

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Private intofireforever November 1 2010, 21:27:01 UTC

Yeah, I'm fine. You?

Re: Private christ_onabike November 1 2010, 21:33:07 UTC

Pretty good. Nothing too bad happened. I was also James Bond, which gets no complaints.

You still pissed at me?

Private intofireforever November 1 2010, 21:35:25 UTC

A little.

Re: Private christ_onabike November 1 2010, 21:40:30 UTC

Alright. I... well, I could apologise again. But I won't, as it's a bit pointless. I know I was a bit harsh, and pushed it too far that time... but, and I mean this, I can't be having you turning every time I ask after something into me not trusting you.

Because that ain't what it's about. I know I was wrong 'bout it last time, but it's still not because I don't trust you.

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Private. thegooddrjones November 1 2010, 22:07:33 UTC

I thought it was brilliant. And thanks for being sweet to me; I know I was an annoying brat.

Re: Private. christ_onabike November 1 2010, 22:16:21 UTC

Don't thank me. James Bond, apparently, isn't as shit with kids as you'd think.

Or he picked that up from me, because fuck, Bond with kids is just wrong.

You do realise he showed a... what, seven year old? a knife hidden in a pen? I mean, I fucking love Bond, but... I'm a drug dealer, and I didn't do that to my kids.

Re: Private. thegooddrjones November 1 2010, 22:39:40 UTC

Yeah, that was a very... me seven year old. And knowing his history he's probably got a dozen or so kids running about.

But he didn't let me play with it!

Re: Private. christ_onabike November 1 2010, 22:57:17 UTC

None of which he gives a shit about.

...You'd have stabbed your eye out.

Private. you_run_i_chase November 1 2010, 22:09:47 UTC

Of course. You made a suave Bond, Paddy-cakes.

Re: Private. christ_onabike November 1 2010, 22:16:57 UTC

Grand.

Talking of being suave. That's kinda what the word's about.

Re: Private. you_run_i_chase November 1 2010, 22:19:31 UTC

Yeah?

Re: Private. christ_onabike November 1 2010, 22:22:26 UTC

I kinda acquired a Bond girl this weekend.

You ain't pissed, are you?

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rayney_day November 2 2010, 00:52:13 UTC

Not as cool as you think. Almost goaded me into killing you, dude.

christ_onabike November 2 2010, 01:01:31 UTC

Even if I'd lost, Bond vs. you would have been epic.

rayney_day November 2 2010, 01:08:51 UTC

It would've been short. I can move a hell of a lot faster than a human.

text; late in the day ichoosefight November 2 2010, 01:25:37 UTC

Hey. Thanks for helping to get me to the infirmary. At least, I think you did... did I hallucinate that part?

Re: text; late in the day christ_onabike November 2 2010, 01:32:51 UTC

Nope, that was me. Least I could do.

Re: text; late in the day ichoosefight November 2 2010, 01:35:53 UTC

The least you could do? Have we spoken more than once?

Re: text; late in the day christ_onabike November 2 2010, 01:40:14 UTC

Just... trust me. Least I could do.

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