Feb 19, 2010 13:51
Hey. I was thinking. Kid with the number for a name. Not 11-12. T'other one.
What if. What if. Christopher Lee played Voldemort and Sean Connery played Hitler? Aside from the horrible, horrible miscasting there...
And hey, Castiel is back. Angel or not, my friend? Believe it or fucking not, you used to be my warden, matey. Those were the fucking days.
[Filtered to the female wardens]
Right. Ladies. A question, if you don't mind. Kinda bleeding personal, too, I know, but I'd appreciate anyone who answers. If you don't fucking like the question, don't fucking answer?
What's, you know, one thing you always did with your dad? Something, y'know, normal. Not the one time he was really, really awesome, but just something normal.
Doesn't need to be said that if your dad was a real wanker/non-existant/a strange alien from the planet Zog/all of the above, you don't need to answer. I get it. I honest to God get it, and I'm not trying to drag shit out of anyone. I was just wondering. It's why I didn't ask the inmates, because I'd put money on near all of them telling me to fuck off, and with good reason. So yeah, just float on by if this is a bit of a fucked up thing to ask you. It's not meant like that.
what's the odds you're all a bit fucked up.
[Private to Martha Jones]
Hey. This is going to sound really fucking weird, but could you do me a favour? Next time you put some films on and stuff, could you put on something classy and girly? Not the best bloody judge of the latter, but if you could pull off Audrey Hepburn that'd get you a bucket of... I dunno. Stuff.
Enough of that, anyway. Do you guys have any nicotine gum or shit? two addictions at once is a bad idea. Not...or actual shit, but similar stuff, you know what I bloody well mean.
Don't even think of mentioning either of the above to the warden, you got it?
[Private to Frankie]
Tip off, kid, because I'm not in the mood. Kid called Pollux has a near unlimited supply of pot. Have at, it's all yours. Consider it a gift.
better than my dad at this,
didn't totally suck as a parent kthanxbi,
family's thicker than murder,
closet film geek,
castiel is my favourite customer,
sometimes paddy feels sympathy