69. port party!

[christ_onabike]

Given that I fucked up the last port we had like this for myself, I ain't gonna do it again

Comments

[lt_n_uhura]

I'm not dragging your sorry butt out of an alley this time, thanks. Even if it's just because you're drunk.

[christ_onabike]

And I ain't providing you with shoes, Uhura. Not this time.

[lt_n_uhura]

I have my own shoes and a...card that will get me more.

[christ_onabike]

Shame drug dealers don't take credit cards.

I mean, what? I never said that.

[hopeless_hacker]

Were there any Irish Bond villains?

[christ_onabike]

No. I don't think the IRA was a classy enough adversary.

But I figure I don't need an accent to match.

[ichoosefight]

I dunno, I think shopping monkey is a pretty neat costume.

[christ_onabike]

...I am almost tempted to do this.

[ichoosefight]

Go for it! All you need is a monkey costume and some shopping bags.

[christ_onabike]

And a monkey costumes ain't hard to find.

[heavenonthemind]

What about boas?

[christ_onabike]

Some of them might pop up. You never know.

[heavenonthemind]

Good.

[intofireforever]

Come on, you're not that old.

I want a Little Red Riding Hood costume.

[christ_onabike]

You tell that to my boys.

...are you serious? One of those which are, y'know, a red bikini with a hood? Or something similar.

[siiiiiiiiiiigh] Oh, alright.

[intofireforever]

Yes. A sexy Red Riding Hood...and thanks!

I can't wait to go out! I love Halloween.

[christ_onabike]

...you're... welcome. [lineface. A little. Not too much.]

Gotta say, we love any excuse to dress up around my part.