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christ_onabike

71. maguire, patrick maguire.

Oct 29, 2010 14:59

[Paddy is now James Bond. Video comes on, and he's in the bar, sipping a Martini. Despite the fact the bar's actually closed. Despite the fact he's probably lacking some of the fancy ingredients needed. He's got one anyway. Because he's James BondI'd like to know what frequency this communicator's working on. Who can hear this ( Read more... )

james fucking bond, majesty's motherfucking secret service, closet film geek

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GODDAMN YOU KIM yeehawkiller October 29 2010, 14:35:08 UTC

[HE JUST CAME FROM ALIENS SO SUE HIM]

Sir, I want you to stay calm. You haven't been kidnapped but this is a serious situation. [He doesn't sound calm] Be advised to barricade yourself in if you have to. There are bugs outside and they are tough fuckers. You think about going out and you're fucking stupid if you ask me, running about like this when there a fucking aliens eating people and burning acid through walkways and shit.

Man.

[Breaths]

I didn't sign up for this shit.

christ_onabike October 29 2010, 14:46:56 UTC

I do not think I'm the one who requires the advice to stay calm. [See this. It's a calm, collected, sip from a martini.]

I haven't seen any aliens in the time I have been here, and, from what I've read, there haven't been any here at all.

If I see any, I'll tell you.

Who are you? You sound military. Name, rank, number, if you will.

yeehawkiller October 30 2010, 03:23:23 UTC

Private William T Hudson of the most badass roughneck pack of Marines you ever seen. ARR-OOOO!

What's your game? [LOOKS AT THE GUN] You a spook... from the 20th century? [He laughs at his own joke because lol, look at that ancient gun he has]

christ_onabike October 30 2010, 10:07:46 UTC

Oh great. A Marine.

[Yes. He is a spook from the 20th century. Damn you.] My game is to find out exactly where we are, why, and at who's orders.

Instead of running around shooting at imaginary aliens.

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gotgreenmagic October 29 2010, 15:18:47 UTC

[Miss Go all up ins. Stupid teacher costume. Stupid Admiral.]

You know, you shouldn't handle firearms while you're drinking. Somebody might get hurt!

christ_onabike October 29 2010, 15:23:32 UTC

I think I am perfectly capable of handling my own weapons.

I'm hardly incompetent.

gotgreenmagic October 29 2010, 15:37:30 UTC

Sure, I bet you think you are, but alcohol makes you more confident and less capable! If you were a responsible gun owner then you would put it away until you were sober.

james bond. does not get DRUNK. XP christ_onabike October 29 2010, 15:41:24 UTC

I really do not need a lecture. Who, exactly, are you to give such a lecture, for that matter?

I know exactly what I'm doing.

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ichoosefight October 29 2010, 16:48:53 UTC

[ This is her professional voice. ]

Sir, do you need assistance?

christ_onabike October 29 2010, 16:52:06 UTC

Well, that rather does depend on the kind of assistance you're offering.

ichoosefight October 29 2010, 16:53:03 UTC

[ Amused eyebrow quirk. ] And what sort of assistance is it you're looking for?

ohgodIthinkshejustgothiredasbondgirl #320. christ_onabike October 29 2010, 16:58:57 UTC

My point exactly.

Perhaps I can interest you in a drink, and we can discuss this at greater length?

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Video!] thegooddrjones October 29 2010, 20:02:49 UTC

[Baby Martha is staring at ya with wide eyes.]

No way!

Re: Video!] christ_onabike October 30 2010, 01:21:07 UTC

Yes, way. What is it?

[Video!] thegooddrjones October 30 2010, 08:18:47 UTC

You're James Bond!

[A slight 'duh tone as well as huge amounts of glee.]

Re: [Video!] christ_onabike October 30 2010, 10:10:24 UTC

[stare]

I never said that.

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