The Man sez: No need for Google Translate, Michal - it means "Are you okay ( Read more... )

The Man sez: So this kind of sucks. My life, I mean. Not the people in it or even the things I do but the situation. Insert "Jersey Shore" joke then resume crying. And I'm not looking for sympathy because I'm the one who put myself in this position, intentionally or otherwise. I'm the responsible party ( Read more... )

The Man sez: I came to a revelation today while driving my mother to the dentist to have a tooth pulled. I sort of hate Sarah Palin. This is not the revelation so just bear with me for a moment. Generally, I try not to describe something in context of "hate" because the time my brother argued that no, I don't hate Sushi King because hate is the ( Read more... )

The Man sez: It's weird to see on Facebook that the guy who took your virginity is engaged to someone else. It doesn't make me feel sad or, like, wistful. It just feels strange. Also, she's not as cute as me ( Read more... )

The Man sez: So we had a double blizzard this week. And like the great blizzard of '93, school has been cancelled for the week. This is me not complaining. I got an eight and a half day weekend. Pretty good. I don't know how I'll feel about this later in the year when classes are moving at light speed and I can't get anything done fast enough ( Read more... )

The Man sez: Really. You can laugh. My resolution is to worry less, specifically about things that are beyond my control, highly unlikely, or are self-destructive. Good thing I'll be seeing Dr. Feelgood on Tuesday because I know myself well enough to be honest and admit that I will, at least initially, need some chemical assistance with that, ( Read more... )

The Man sez: So there's been some weird biz going on at work. By "weird biz", I mean that twice now we have found things that belong in the bathroom trash far away from the bathroom trash, specifically in the hall be the art room. The first was a dirty infant diaper. I didn't find it so I wasn't as grossed out as with the second item, a used ( Read more... )

The man sez: I'll try to get the link for it... The comments are beyond ( Read more... )

The Man sez: One of our new kids whom I will call Lachata (since I sing her name to the tune of that song) started off the week like a hellcat. I mean, this is a kid who wears clothes that fit a three year old and has the strength of a grown-up. On the first day, she managed to yank out some of my hair and rip a button off my shirt. Oh, and she ( Read more... )

The man sez: It's the total truth, y'all. Even though I spent the summer not working/lazing about or working half-days/lazing about, I put in a lot of hard work. *** Oh shit! I just spotted the super hot guy from my Tuesday class. Ugh, why is he so sexxxxy?!!!! NOTICE ME!!! *** I lost an s-ton of extra Liz, which is both exciting and ( Read more... )