Who's Up For TMI?
The Man sez: It's weird to see on Facebook that the guy who took your virginity is engaged to someone else. It doesn't make me feel sad or, like, wistful. It just feels strange. Also, she's not as cute as me.
Part of me still feels bad about how I ended that relationship. More of me feels bad about how it really showed me that I'm one of those people who has a difficult time opening up and (cue the violins) letting someone get close. It surprises me that this surprises me. My mom worries that I don't really date and haven't since that relationship. It worries me too. It worries me that I don't know how to get from Point A (single) to Point B (finding a person I like) to Point C (being less of an awkward weirdo and, I dunno, trying to date or whatever). Did I miss that section in the life handbook that everyone else seems to have? Did I accidentally buy the abridged version? That would explain a lot...
Whatever. I've been watching too much "Princess Hours".
And I told you, Lauren. That video is hot. The part where she's playing with the ropes tied around her ankles... that does it for me.
Part of me still feels bad about how I ended that relationship. More of me feels bad about how it really showed me that I'm one of those people who has a difficult time opening up and (cue the violins) letting someone get close. It surprises me that this surprises me. My mom worries that I don't really date and haven't since that relationship. It worries me too. It worries me that I don't know how to get from Point A (single) to Point B (finding a person I like) to Point C (being less of an awkward weirdo and, I dunno, trying to date or whatever). Did I miss that section in the life handbook that everyone else seems to have? Did I accidentally buy the abridged version? That would explain a lot...
Whatever. I've been watching too much "Princess Hours".
And I told you, Lauren. That video is hot. The part where she's playing with the ropes tied around her ankles... that does it for me.