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A Favor, if You Will...
Friends and Mateys,
I just read a story tonight that cut me to the core. Though many of us have been blessed in many ways, there are still some things in this life that I cannot simply sit back and let pass. There are things that I simply won't stand for, and this is one of them.
You see, my friends, there is a child named Hannah Garman, who is ( Read more... ) -
Happy Thanksgiving!
What's on the menu at Cap'n Will's house? Well we've got ( Read more... ) -
Captain Will's Review of Twilight
Ladies and gentlemen, I haven't done a movie review in quite some time, but most of you know that my reviews always turn into a huge rant filled with curses that would make a sailor blush.
I will not deny you that now.
However, I want to take a moment to remind you all of something that is important to me. Some of you may remember an animated show ( Read more... ) -
I, Who am About to Die, Salute You
Dear friends and multiple nemeses,
Tonight, I am probably going to die. Yes, that's right, the mighty Captain Will, Space Pope, Keeper of the Tri-Balled Monkey, Master of the Multi-Tool, Master of the Area Directly in Front of Me, probably won't be around after tonight. And why, you ask?
Because Nona is making me go see Twilight.
Now you're probably ( Read more... ) -
It's That Time Again...
Ok folks, I'm putting a disclaimer on this one. I will be discussing politics in this entry. My political views may piss you off, but it is not my intent to do so. These are my views, and the last time I checked the Patriot Act didn't remove your right to disagree with me. That's fine. I don't mind at all. I have many friends that disagree ( Read more... ) -
Does this sound familliar?
If you watched the debate last night, you might notice something interesting about this video.
Enjoy.
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For all of youse who don't have a Facebook...
The reason I'm being kinda quiet is because I have pneumonia. For some reason, Facebook has more of a draw on me whilst I'm sick, so I'm kinda leaving the LJ alone.
But feel free to look me up, Will Mitchell.
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How to Repay the Taxpayers
So unless you're living in a cave, you know about the seven hundred billion dollar Wallstreet payoff that was basically pillaged from our treasury. Now I'm all for pillaging and plundering, don't get me wrong, BUT THAT'S MY JOB YE WASHINGTON BILGE MONKEYS!
Anyhow, a lot of people have been discussing how we the taxpayers should be payed back for ( Read more... ) -
THE BOUNTY IS OFF!!!
ATTENTION ALL HANDS! THE BOUNTY ON CHRISTOPH PELTONOVICH IS IMMEDIATELY CANCELLED! BURN IS STILL ALIVE, YOU MAY BE TRYING TO KILL HIM BY MISTAKE! ALL EFFORTS TO CAPTURE/KILL CHRISTOPH PELTONOVICH ARE TO BE STOPPED IMMEDIATELY!
THIS IS A DIRECT ORDER. ALL FURTHER ATTEMPTS ON PELTONOVICH WILL RESULT IN IMMEDIATE PUNISHMENT AT THE CAPTAIN'S
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