Ok folks, I'm putting a disclaimer on this one.  I will be discussing politics in this entry.  My political views may piss you off, but it is not my intent to do so.  These are my views, and the last time I checked the Patriot Act didn't remove your right to disagree with me.  That's fine.  I don't mind at all.  I have many friends that disagree ( Read more... )

It's official.  I don't want to vote for anybody.

I don't like Hillary because she's a bitch with lots of shiny words, but no actual plan.  Not to mention that wonderful little lie about the visit to Bosnia.  That one really pissed me off.

I don't like O'Bama because he's Irish.  Heh, see what I did there?  Somebody thought I was going to say ( Read more... )

MY NAME IS CAPTAIN WILL!!!!   AND I'M ALL HOPPED UP ON JAVA, SO I APPROVE THIS MESSAGE ( Read more... )

Ok, so my sorry ass state has a primary on Super Tuesday.  I hate all the Republican front-runners.  I hate Obama and Clinton.  John Edwards, I might have voted for, but he dropped out today ( Read more... )

So the good people at Wired.com are having a vote off for the Greatest Gadget of All Time.  People get to add their own recommendations, and vote on others.  The 64 top voted entries get entered into a gadget tournament later this summer.

What was my submission?

The Titanium Spork

And why not?  Its a great multi-tasker, so it pleases the Master.  Its ( Read more... )